The Ban game cont.

Banned for concealing a grapefruit in a bowling ball bag.

 

Banned for calling my package a grapefruit

And banned again for calling my favorite thong a bowling bag

 

Banned for Going to a bowling alley wearing a BANANA HAMMOCK!

 

Banned for oil wrestling with otters at the old folks home.

 

Banned for misuse of Uncyclopedia, and Wiki Ask.

 

Banned for posting in a "suck your own"thread last month

 

Banned for having another username that started the Title "Sucking yourself off".

 

Banned for bronzing his feces.

 

banned for wearing dental floss stuck in between each tooth

 

Banned for eating food high in iron, so you could be attracted to people with magnetic personality.

 

Banned for making puns that didnt even produce a slight chuckle

 

Banned for not making up your mind on a Avatar. WTF you keep changing it for.

 

Banned for feeding the bears.

 

Banned for exceeding the number of posts allowed per member.........that number is craaaaaaaazy

 

Banned for not knowing all government employees are crazy.

 

Banned for knowing all Government employees

 

Banned for selling top shelf tofu to the Komityet Gosudarstvennoy Bezopasnosti.

 

Banned for serving 4 different potato dishes at each and every meal.

 

Banned for actually trying the South Park crap out your mouth thing

 

Banned for changing avatar,sig pic and sig quote all in the same day