The Aw-shit! Thread

burnt my self badly, and now my arm is hurting, and i'm just like... AW-SHIT.

quit my job, spent all my money, and now i'm completly broke, and have no life. and so i'm like.. aw-shit..

 

one time i was wearing flip flops at school and it started raining during lunch. I walked in the cafeteria and slipped on the linoleum and fell right on my ass. my friend turned to talk to me and didnt notice i fell until she looked down. it was hilarious though and i wasnt hurt. wasnt even really embarrassed. lol i did say aw shit as i went down though!

 

one time i was playing with a pocket knife i had bought and i stupidly tried to close it with my finger because it wouldnt go. i pushed right against the back of the blade and sliced my finger open. first i went "AHHHHHHHHHH" for about two minutes straight, then I said "SHIT!"

edit: lol i was the last poster to this thread. aw shit.

 

a couple or three months ago i was returning home in my cheap old car, the cheap crappy cellular, bottom-of-the-line-nokia-phone-bought-for-€25 laying on the flat dashboard. I took a sudden turn near a bridge on the local river and centrifugal effect gave the phone a little acceleration , magnified by the flat plastics of the dashboard , in brief i saw the phone skidding in a progressive acceleration towards the right window which was a little bit open . the dashboard is curved near the windows. it is some kind of a little springboard for cell phones. of course the phone accurately engaged the narrow slit flying out of the window bullet like. i saw it bouncing all over the street in the middle of cars,to the bridge and in order to become a real aw-shit episode it had to fall into the river... but it stopped short and someone had a big fat laugh seeing the whole scene. also when i grabbed the phone i noticed that spite of the bouncy ride it had no signs at all and was working like before. so it is an imperfect "aw-shit" episode.