The Audubon Society: SillyBird's Official Fan Club

Hummmmm the Acme Tinware Catalogue where did I put it?

 

hehe, it should be a requirement for the society for everyone to have tin suits. Of course not me, I'll be wearing nothing.

 

tin suits with little holes? I love this because right now I'm at work feeling as unsexy as possible in a suit. Okay, so the shirt is pretty much as low as my belly button and the skirt is pretty short, but I feel matronly. So when I come in here I get a little boost and my boss walks by and asks why I'm smiling. Oh, if he only knew!

 

Tin suit with large hole (grin)

 

Oh, hippypaul needs the large hole? hehe

 

But a "tin" suit must be very uncomfortable... Or is that a part of the deal?

 

Only one part of you needs to be comfortable.

 

Yep, I knew it... It WAS a part of the deal!

This is where I wish I was that liquid metal guy(T-1000, or something?) from Terminater 2.

 

haha, that would be great!

 

Hmmm, that also means I'd be able to turn into anyone I want.....

Time to transform into a cute girl so I could "explore myself", hmm?

 

I'd love to have a penis sometimes, but sadly I'd touch myself all day long just because I could, well I can now, but still it would be different. I love to touch them.

 

But you're AT WORK!

Ahem.... The serious talk had calmed Jr. down, but now.....

 

hehe, I can't be serious for long, well I can, but you make me goofy. Yeah, I'm off at 11 and then I am going to HP. I'm just laying here signing some paperwork and listening to some music. My 2 bosses are here and 2 other salesmen, and that's it. Even my dad took off, so obviously I'm more commited to my job. That or I just don't want to have to catch up on my work on a Saturday night like he does.

 

Oh, so you weren't serious when you said that.... *sigh of relief*

Well, not that your co-workers would probably mind, but... Anyway, have you heard about the Happy Potter broomstick toy thing that supposedly many girls have also been using as a sex toy?

 

Of course I have it , just kidding, I think. I have heard about that. Give girls something that vibrates or is rod shaped and they'll use it(not speaking for all girls but apparently the ones that this is happening to). I don't make a habit of this.

 

Surely, they can find dildos without resorting to broomsticks. Hell cucumbers are better than broomsticks.

 

No, these broomsticks are a type of Harry Potter toy. They vibrate when you turn the switch on, or something.

Man, *I* actually, wanted one, too. *pouts*

 

Yes, don't worry Beast. I don't think it was the wisest choice going on a Thursday night for me considering I got home at 4:30am. I have a big game tonight after work. So hopefully I can get off and sleep after school.

 

I'm going to have a bath soon, but I realized you were online, so I thought I'd come in here and say hey.

*waves*

 

Oh, by the way, without spoiling... How was the movie?