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Hey, I'm doing that right now.

 

I'm staring at my monitor and drooling right now...

 

I'm usually doing that when I'm posting.

 

Staring, drooling, or masturbating?

 

Masturbating silly.

 

Umm... I said BAIT, not 'BATE. LOL


Well, I didn't intended for it to be bait, but I knew the fungus would see it and feel the need to invade. If you don't have a clue as to what I'm talking about, all the better...

 

How else would Silly Bird masturbate?

 

See, it takes her a while to type with only one hand.

 

It does take awhile to type with one hand.

 

I can type with my chin...

 

I know because I've been there, done that.

 

hehe,weren't we both at the same time?

 

Umm.... Yes.... *remembers*




K, Jr. is waking up.

 

hehe. So what is everyone up to right now?

 

Did ya just plan that? *throws accusatory look*


Hehe.

 

I actually didn't, if it weren't for the cold medicine I probably would have done that on purpose.

 

You know... you could put that medicine in the microwave and heat it up...

 

I wouldn't be surprised... lol

Anyway, I've just been procrastinating, had a bath a couple hours ago, and came on shortly after... Yep, and feeling horny on and off.

 

That was probably the best one I've heard so far.

 

I'm very horny right now but what else is new. I'm fighting with my mom right now, my dad decided that he doesn't agree with the way she's been parenting and that I'm out of control. Basically he got my phone bill and reverse directeried(not even word,lol) all my numbers to find out they're all guys.