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Anal condoms. Believe it or not me and my partner for a project are doing a mock business launch, it's a sex toy shop. Hey, my business teacher said anything.

 

Hacker...I just thought of another type of condom that will never sell.


Flavored anal condoms, lol.

 

No market research needed on that one... but you did give me another idea... those backdoor trojans will be brown, so as not to show off the dookie...

 

Use my idea and she might give you an "A" (hole)...

God, I am so unfunny, it's hysterical!!!

 

lol, at least there are no more bird jokes, not that I didn't like them or anything. It's a he, but he thinks I'm boning my partner so I'm sure this idea wouldn't surprise him.

Damn why am I watching a stupid show about Britney Spears?

 

Well, because you secretly wanna bone her? Wait... I hope that isn't possible... but, I once thought I wanted to bone her, but then she one day just seemed completely unattractive to me...

 

I think I've reached desperation in wanting to put off my stupid history project. I should at least do something productive if I'm going to procrastinate but I can't even drag myself off my ass to take a shower.

 

You know, if you asked nicely, I'd lick you clean...

Xara...

 

I was gonna say the same thing and decided against it...


I'm glad one of us has some initiative, hacker.

 

By "initiative" you mean "no shame" right?

That pretty well describes me... Shameless...

 

what's the history project on?

I'm putting of my personnel management paper.... it's supposed to be on sexual harassment and the responsibilities you face vs harassment as a human resource manager.blaaaaarg it's so dry sounding

 

I got halfway into your comment and thought you were talking about me... heh...

 

silly boy



and I wouldn't lick you clean Bird, but I sure would have fun in a tub with ya...

 

It's on life in the 50's. It's technically due at the end of the class but me and my friend just goof off so we both took a little home to do.

Sorry to disappoint Hacker, but I just took my shower so unfortunately that won't be necessary.

 

Silly boy, Silly Bird... Huh? Yep? I think there's a connection here!

Could I at least drink the bathwater?

You both are en fuego...

 

Damn, ihumurria, I already took my shower, we could have had tons of fun.

 

That's ok, cause you didn't ask nice anyway.



Maybe I could get you dirty again?

 

Should I send you a jar in the mail, Hacker?

 

It's just not the same...



Pics would be nice though!