The Audubon Society: SillyBird's Official Fan Club

And I don't want to leave, if even temporarily.

 

Not even. I met u mac happie n qwe haf hout seks.

Does that even make sense!

 

K, you(or I guess HE) beat me there. Nope, that doesn't make any sense at all.

 

A goddess? Aww thank you guys.

I just told my mom I had a fan club and she said it was a about time, lol. She's prattling in my ear about nice boys that appreciate women instead of "fuckbags"(a word that me and my mom always use to describe guys) that should have their cocks cut off.

Anyway, she thinks it's a great idea.lol. Aren't moms great?

 

She's a mother lion protecting her cub! And she was saying that you guys are good.



My mom is on the right, she couldn't do any of you harm.

 

I don't think her mom would castrate us, though. It sounds to me like we're on her good books.

 

But you don't want to know about my dad

 

You have to get on his good side and the good side of my many "uncles". I'm sure Beastie that you're familiar with what that means living outside the city.

 

Seems like a nice lady, too. Give her my regards for me.

By the way... Is that you on the left? if so, you look a bit different there...

 

No, silly, that's my older sister. Yeah, my mom has heard about good ole AT. She finds this whole idea of a 5some quite kinky. My mom and I are very open with eachother.

 

Your dad? Hmmm... But I'm usually good at getting along with parents, so who knows...

 

Oh, that's your sister! Go figure, then. lol

Well, I hope she's only heard of the good things about me. It's great that you guys are open with each other, though.

 

He's a scary man but a big ole teddy bear. He scares a lot of people, but around his little girl he's just a sap. I literally get thanked everyday because since we work at the same place he's not mean anymore.

 

Dads are like that, I guess. I probably won't get too scared of him, though. I've been around some otherwise rather intimidating people, and they are quite nice once you get to know them, so yeah...

 

Usually I base things on my sister because she's so much older but my dad is so much more protective of me. We butt heads a lot more but he does it because he "cares".

I'll never forget his face when I accidentally told him a boy slept over. Something started to throb and it certainly wasn't good. I met the vein in his forehead that day. My mom is really cool, we joke around about condoms, cum, and she loves when guys sleepover.

I think because she's disabled she's living through me a little.

 

I typed up a comment to that, and had another episode of the stupid server errors.

Well, all I can say is, we guys at the Society won't have too much of a problem with your mom, then.

 

hmmm... So... how old IS your mom... heh...

 

She's 46. Too old for many of you guys. But hey if you know anyone she's very single.

 

Damn, Sillybird...are all the women in your family cuties? Might have to start a Bird family Appreciation thread. lol.


I have met a few greek women in my day...and they were all hot. The greeks have some damn good genetics!

 

Ok, I'll bring this up again... I've always wanted to be with an older woman...

hmmm...