The Audubon Society: SillyBird's Official Fan Club

So, you were mast-bird-bating?

 

hehe. For some reason my sleep addled brain couldn't comprehend that for a couple minutes. Yeah, I do that a lot in bed, I'm always afraid at a sleepover I might just start feeling myself up.

 

Oh, nice image... are your friends hot too?

 

Yeah, there are a few. I've always been full of myself and thought a lot of them were beautiful but I was the hottest(cause I've always believed there is a difference).

They're all prude though, most of them think I'm always innappropriate and way too sexual. That's there problem.

 

You are totally inappropriate and WAY too sexual... that is why you have a "fan club" here...

 

Well then thank you, at least it is appreciated somewhere. It scares all the guys away, well that in addition to my chest, but then also makes all the girls think I want their guys. There's no win-win here.

 

My mind is working right about now.

*pictures Birdy lying on the bed and rubbing herself during her nap session*

Thanks for that.

 

Oh, so you DON'T want their guys?

Keep me aBREAST of the situation...

 

You and your plays on words.

My sister asked me yesterday that why with having huge boobs that I had no one, of course she told me it was because I'm "too much" for guys my age. Most girls I know are all talk, I'm not, so I think they get scared away.

hehe, AT no problem.

 

Yeah, but get him in person and he'd shy down I bet... heh...

I know I would...

 

Really?

 

Actually, I'm pretty positive I would've been the luckiest guy if I knew you when I was your age. Meh... As it happens, I'm wishing that more than a decade later.

 

How old are you AT? I thought you were pretty close in age...

 

I'd feel bad for everyone if they had to deal with a 17 year old me and you at the same time. There would be no surface left untouched by naughtyness.

 

Not because of your forwardness, but because I am being flirtatious here, but am already hitched, so it is safe because it won't go beyond that...



Now, if I were single... you'd be in trouble... wait... I'd be in trouble. I'm "the adult" here right?

heh...

 

You'd be like everyone else on here that is going to try to scoop me off my feet in 10 months.

 

Nah... even if I was single, I'd feel like I was robbing you of your youth... I'm too old. No, wait... you're too young...

 

hehe, That's right you are not too old for anything. If you were too old, you wouldn't have had the fun that you had with your wife last night.

 

True... and I'm not even in pain from it today!!! In fact I am ready for another round!!!

I'm still old in comparison. Although I must admit I have been waiting for sex with a 30-something year old for a long time - because you always hear how women hit their sexual peak in their 30s...

 

Yeah, I've heard that and honestly feel bad for whoever is with me in my 30's. Well I'm happy for you, jealous, but happy.