The Audubon Society: SillyBird's Official Fan Club

Oh, okay, you don't want to talk about it.

 

I'll talk about "IT" but I'm not sure what "IT" is in this case...

 

Thanksgiving, but nevermind.

 

Ahhh... yes, I spent the day researching, shopping for, buying, setting up and explaining to my in laws how to use a new Home Theater System.

Not my ideal Thanksgiving, but not horrible I guess. They were happy. Then I came home and um... enjoyed my wife.

 

Ohhh, I wish I could have gone home and enjoyed someone. I went to my dad's girlfriends house for dessert to find out that my dad was basically pimping me out to her neighbors sons. That was fun to try to be nice to people when I was at a place I didn't want to be at all and had an unnaturally full stomach.

 

That sucks... well, not to rub anything in but we enjoyed each other 6 times last night between 7pm and 2am. Now she is off spending money. She's nuts to go shopping today.

 

Oh, you're very lucky. Yeah I would definitely not be crazy enough to go shopping on black Friday. That takes a lot and I don't have that.

 

I just got a progress report... She's dropped $600 thus far today, and she is heading onto her next town...

I'm sure glad I got my bonus and on call pay this last check...

 

Holiday season... It's great, but it also takes your arm and a leg...

 

It took a few million sperm last night as well.

 

Well... THAT, you didn't mind, I'm quite positive.

 

Nope, that was a good thing.

Although I am quite wound up again today... I'm stewing in it... she'll probably be better off if she stays with her parents tonight... occasionally I get into porn star mode and I just can't seem to get enough...

 

And Silly-B's offline again, so that doesn't help either, eh...

 

Actually, that's probably a good thing...

 

Lol

 

Oops, speak of the devil.....

 

Hey, I can get pretty devilish, glad you noticed. Yeah, I pretty much was woken up from a 3 hour nap by the need to get on here among other things,lol.

 

Hmmm... I woke up with a need to get off...

 

Get off? Yep, I have that need, too.

 

Actually in the middle of the nap I did just rub myself. After that I just went back to sleep. I do that often in the middle of the night.