The Audubon Society: SillyBird's Official Fan Club

Just left the nest I see...

 

Exactly. Well that's good, at least I know not to tell a guy he's huge before he even has his pants down. One of my friends wasn't smart enough to figure that one out.

 

It should come out in a gurgle... "WOW!!! You're HUHHHHGHFDGRDAS RD GRD SG DGRGRD..."

 

Oh, well then I just learned something else. SO I basically make a nose dive then form incoherent compliments about his package with my lips around his package. I'm going to have to try this out.

 

Well, if you need some practice before going out into the world, give me a yell...

 

In 10 months? Or whenever? I'm pretty good, and by pretty I mean pretty damn good.

 

You're pretty, and that's good...

Call me right now if you want...

 

If I wasn't at work right now I'd be calling tons of people. But, hey, atleast I'm not handcuffed to my chair anymore, that's an improvement.

 

Nah... I'd rather you be handcuffed... but not to a chair...

 

Oh, I have them hanging on my bed posts right now incase opportunity strikes. I looked quite cute yesterday stuck to my chair. Short skirt suit, and heels. I love my work attire.

 

I know you look better without the attire...

 

Well you've seen me pretty much without it.

 

I know, Birdy... that's why I said what I said!!!

 

Oh, alright. I'm sorry it's hard to concentrate when I'm checking between every word I type that I'm not attached to anything.

 

You need to be attached to something?

 

Well no, the clothes I am wearing right now would make it kind of obscene if I got attached to my chair or even worse my desk. They're not even bondage cuffs that these guys have, I know how to work my ex's because they have a safety trick release, but these are my bosses who used to be a cop. It's not fun being stuck to a chair for 3 hours, you should try it some time.

 

I've been there... I actually superglued myself into a chair once on accident. It was so embarassing to have to cut my clothes away and drive home from work half naked...

 

Were you that bored? Geez, my boss let me go at closing, but you poor thing. I'd have helped you cut them off before laughing at the situation. Why would you do something like that?

 

I get bored... I thought the fabric wouldn't stick to the chair... a co-worker once ran around all afternoon wearing nothing but a diaper...

Not a lot to do here for fun...

 

My work place is fun but not that fun, I'm one of 4 girls out of about 40 or so guys. It's actually kind of boring talking to lonely guys all day.