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If you insist...

 

Well I'm certainly not the one being difficult here.

 

You're a bird in a cage...

 

hehe, Damn, I hate stupid rap music that gets stuck in your head

"Laffy Taffy (Remix)"
(feat. Busta Rhymes)

Hey, Hey
Yeah
Hey
Well you know
What
It's Busta Rhymes and D4L in this motherfucker, fo' sho'
The remix, the remix
Ay
Ayo
I heard a couple of niggaz been tryin to take the dance
y'all nigga created from y'all and shit it's funny tho
I rather see that bitches do it
Here we go

[Verse 1]
I'm lookin' for Mrs. Bubble Gum
I'm Mr. Chik-O-Stick
I wanna (dun dun dunt)(oh)
Cause you so thick
Girls call me Jolly Rancher
Cause I stay so hard
You can suck me for a long time
(Oh my God!)
Girl this ain't no dance flo'
This a candy sto'
And I'm really geeked up
And I got mo' dro'
I wop? I roll
It's all I do
It's the summer time
But yo laffy taffy got me cold (oh)
Gone get loose (oh)
Gone get low (oh)
Don't be shy
Hoe I'm Faybo (oh)
I know you wanna ride
You a star and it shows
(well tell 'em, damn whassup, whassup let's go, let's go, let's go)

[Chorus: repeat 2X]
Girl, shake that laffy taffy
That laffy taffy
Shake that laffy taffy
That laffy taffy
Girl, shake that laffy taffy
That laffy taffy
That laffy taffy (candy girl)
That laffy taffy

[Stoney]
Mr. Chocolate Chocolate lookin for who choppin it
Shake yo laffy taffy and I like the way she droppin it
Big ol ass I see ya ho
Put her in a video xxx flick and we filmed it at the studio
Aww shit there she go, dancin nasty on the flo'
Po' the Grey Goose bottle right up in her booty hole
Ain't neva seen that before look at how she doin it
Leep the camera rollin because she about to start chewin it

[Shawty Lo]
I run the candy store
And I got mo sugah than Trick and Cee-Lo
If ya got a sweet tooth girl I got ya flavor
You can have it yo way either Now or Later
My chico stick is a real Lifesaver
And I feed 'em Lil' Debbies cause I ain't gone cake 'em
It's Lo, Fabo bust a move then stunt
When I came up in the club and you know what we want

[Chorus]

[Mook B]
Say baby girl
Ay what you gon' do
I got a hundred ones
I wanna po' on you
Just keep that ass shakin'
And I keep tippin' you
While I sit back like a playa
And sip that grey goose
Feelin' all loose
Cause girl you on yo job
You got my dick hard
The way you touch them toes
Workin' them micros
On the stilletos
You made it skeet skeet skeet
Like a water hose (candy girl)
Got me goin' in my pocket pullin' out mo' dough
Let the waitress know I need to order, five hundred mo'
You best believe later on we headed to the mo'
So gone and pack them bags
And let's motherfuckin' go
I'm waitin' on yo fine ass
At the front do'
Girl, you don't know
I'ma toss the laffy taffy
Toss it, flip it, and slap it
Bust a couple of nuts
And get right back at it

[Busta Rhymes]
Shawty you can get up in my whip and you can bring a couple of ya friends
Make sure their waist small with a bubble big ol ass
Where they need a lil help just to get in my bed
Where they can spread it wide open and suck on my Lemonhead
Now spread that ass a lil bit more let me get up in the coochie hole
Now how many licks does it take to get up in the center of my Tootsie Roll
Now tell me mami I'm a watch now do ya lil low drop
Come and do it again Charleston Chew up on my Blow Pop
I love 'em thick and stallion and stat niggaz know the answer
Horseback bowlegged bitches like a Jolly Rancher
Said chick come talk to a nigga real quick
Get in my phantom backseat let me give you that Chico Stick
The way I give it to her shorty know that I'm a make it cream
While she be playin with my balls or Boston Baked Beans now
Baby bounce dat ass and shake it all around until it slap me
And show you with a thousand singles shake yo laffy taffy



This has been stuck in my head since Thursday.

 

Because of the Jolly Rancher bit, maybe? lol

My favorites are watermelon and green apple. We have a few sets of watermelons *hint hint* around here, so now we need pairs of green apples.

Shit... Am I being too much of a sleazeball? I should watch my mouth... *zips it*

 

Well not for obvious reasons but that part is just so catchy. hehe, AT you're so silly.

 

Don't worry AT, you could never be a sleazeball.

 

Can I be a sleezeball!!!???

 

Actually, I could be one easily, if I wanted to. All I have to do is start pestering you with naughty questions.... p

 

But from you I don't consider them sleazy.

Hacker you can be whatever you please.

 

Ok then, Hacker can be the "sleazeglorbler", and I can be the non-sleazy ball.




Oops, I just called myself a "ball", lol.

 

That's not sleazy that's just kiddy humor. But don't worry, I was in french today and the teacher asked "So everyone, where does the come come from?" of course I though she meant "cum come from". I just cracked up and everyone looked at me like I was crazy.

 

I just read that, and I cracked up, LOL.

My net-sis ALWAYS types "come" like "cum". Where is the whole abdreviation concept going these days...

 

Yeah, I do a lot of text messaging and everyone spells it like cum. This one guy I was platonic with asked "Wen r u cumming?" and I said "Anytime you want" Sex humor and plays on words like that will have me cracking up till I'm in my grave.

 

So I guess you can cum fairly easily, yeah?

 

Sure, just name a time.

 

Cumboyahhhhhhhhh My bird... Cumboyahhhhh!

 

Oh, you're good.

 

But you haven't even tried me yet!!!

 

Oh sorry. Was I a little premature with my compliments? Sorry I'm new to this.