the art of not jizzing

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by HerbuhLovuh, Sep 21, 2008.

  1. mariecstasy

    mariecstasy Enchanted

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    *rolls around laughing*

    ahahahahahahah......

    I'm a vampiress myself then. Though I give what I get....so its not all about recieving. It is more a matter of circulation. I can take in his life force and give him my soul all in the same act.

    come on buddy....I'm having a hard time taking this post seriously. please tell me you are joking some. Because this comes off completely self centered
     
  2. sarahrei

    sarahrei ~Lover~

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  3. snake_grass

    snake_grass Senior Member

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    maybe try rub someone the right way for along time or yourself
     
  4. Peter666

    Peter666 Member

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    Yep, this is the internet for you. People actually believe this.

    I know, like, what the fuck is that bitch trying to do, have normal sex the way nature intended? What a fucking vampire.
     
  5. mariecstasy

    mariecstasy Enchanted

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    hahahahahahahahaha:cheers2:
     
  6. Frozen Solid

    Frozen Solid Member

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    I have been online since early 1995, I was one of AOL's first subscribers, so I have seen some shit in my time on the Internet. In all of my thousands of hours of websurfing, chatting, blogging, and messageboarding, I have never seen any shit like HerbuhLovuh is trying to spread around in here. Mr. Fricken Spirtual Sex Guru, do us all a favor. Lock yourself in your bedroom with the Jenna Jameson DVD collection, a bottle of baby oil, a half dozen rolls of paper towels, 4 extra large bags of Cheetos, a case of Dr. Pepper and a copy of Halo 3 for X-Box 360. Now, listen carefully if you are ever going to regain your manhood. You need to spend a minimum of 3 days waxing your dolphin, playing video games, and eating junk food and releasing some of that pent up sexual tension! Good God Man! Your Twig and Berries are going to spontaneously combust if you don't take drastic action immediately!
    Having endless sex without ejaculation is the most Sisyphean idea I have ever heard of!
     
  7. HerbuhLovuh

    HerbuhLovuh raa

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    its pointless to show me how unevolved and weak willed u all are
    I already knew
     
  8. HushBull

    HushBull Insuperior

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    How peaceful and lovely :rolleyes:
     
  9. sarahrei

    sarahrei ~Lover~

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    Unevolved?? Actually WE are doing it the way EVOLUTION has designed us too. Your ego takes away hugely from the spirituality that you are preaching here.
     
  10. HerbuhLovuh

    HerbuhLovuh raa

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    no preaching, please, and though im a hardcore vegan, and little warrior, lots of sorcery, focusing energy, shatter your enemies, we will win

    nature designed us? evolution? your so fucking far from anything natural im surprised youd care but youve been programmed to

    Most of you: digital television screens
    I already know your fate. Future. How? I stole your destiny. It was a test. We all failed. We keep getting more chances by creating them.

    I can see some of you, ten thousand miles away, you want to be fucked, but more so, you want attachment, security, a home base secured by fucking. Each of you are on the same side wondering why the other isn't pulling through.

    Spirit was forced to design me. A terror, even to myself, too much energy: come for it. Stripped naked, to the bare essentials, you'd die. I have the awareness to carry us through the collapse of modern civilization. Your ideals won't last. This is the first revelation.

    Its pointless, like 80% of the population. 20% has the divine pass to make it through to the next phase. We have a few wild cards to hand out. Oh, some have dimensional flux bombs hidden under their sleeve. It hit and we lost the thread.
     
  11. OstrOsized

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    Well, as I do not wholly believe in everything that HerbuhLovuh says. I do see what he is talking about with preserving a males vital energy with holding back the jizz and learning how to channel the energy. In the Ayurveda (Ancient Indian Healing/Way to live healthy), a persons vital energy is called the "Ojas". It flows throughout the body, but mostly resides in the reproductive organs and fluids of a person. No the Ayurveda does not say that you should never jizz. But it certainly encourages more sex rather than masturbation (though it doesn't completely discourage masturbation). And they do address the ability to orgasm without jizzing and approve of it, saying that it allows more sex with more pleasure.
     

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