The Aristochats

So who won that race

 

i guess pencil injuries are common because i alse have a lead mark on right thumb web...i picked the lead out because it was one of those large pencils

same thing it was in my pocket sticking out and when i started to run my hand hit it

 

I must have not sharpened my pencils enough. I been stabbed but it never broke.

 

I thought I was a good student but obviously I was not as I never stabbed myself with a pencil. It is rather frightening that the lead stays as a mark for that long.

I am invited to a friends place for dinner tonight so I do not have to make dinner........now that is a good day!

 

my 9 year old stabbed himself in the side of the nose (right next to his eye!) with a pencil at the end of last school year. hes going to have that mark for a long-ass time. i cleared out what i could, its developed bumps a couple of times over the summer, ive drained those. kids, always messing up your work. hes got a scar on one cheek too, from harassing the cat.

 

wow a lot of pencil stabbings....someoe should make a poll thread

 

That's all folks see you on the flip side twenty minutes

 

My arms are full of fiberglass... Does that count?

 

Or the metal shards stuck in my left hand?

 

dog scratched a really attractive dutch girl who rode by on a tandem bike with a second hot girl and dutch boy on a second bike....of course I thought about our friend asmo and said to myself ''I should beat this dude up and take his women'' but of course I jest lol....kidding asmo

they made a wrong turn for the beach and were asking directions and my dog decided to try and mount the pretty one...caught her cheek with his claw......she was none to pleased let me tell you

yesterday he was doing the red dog boing boing in front of me and he tapped me on the chest with his paw right below my neck....he's going to be quite the basketball player when he grows up as long as dutch girl doesn't come back here and strangle him first

how fucking often does 2 hot dutch girls on a tandem bike stop and ask me for help and my stupid dog decides to rough one of them up

 

Nobody worth mentioning. It was a disappointing finish. But, barring a very very low odd that somebody outside the top 16 points win this very next race, my boy is headed for the Chase.

 

Who is that?

 

Jeff Gordon <3

They went through his milestones last night and I fast forward. I know it all. My miss asks aww you not going listen? I said nope, I know it already. His next milestone is meeting me, he just doesn't know it yet.

 

Going to go straight when he asks you out?

 

anagrams of jeff Gordon

Fend Fro Jog
Fend For Jog
Nerd Off Jog
Rend Off Jog
Fjord Fen Go
Fjord En Fog
Fond Ref Jog
Ford Fen Jog


there is too many for rollingalonh but 1 of interest was ''gonna grill lo''

 

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acme pap sniffs

also

camp pea sniffs

 

Black flag penalty.

 

Well, he has his super model Scandinavian wife... >.>
I'm happy to be the other woman.

I probably won't get to meet him. I'll get close though. We have driver meeting and introduction at martinsville. I'll just scream his name and get him to notice me. Orrrr I'll stalk the garage all day. >.>

 

She is beautiful...I quite like her, too.

Know that I will be thinking of you, up close and personal with my boy...

Y'all are going to have a ball. ... and I'm talking about you and your lady on your trip. lol

 

IBM supported hitler by using their type writers that were used to count every jew in the camp.