The Aristochats

Everything in shake 'n bake looked granular. yay (I can continue to put my head in the sand as long as I want :hurray: )

Why is everything that tastes so good is usually bad for you? <---------rhetorical question

Before breading the chicken with the shake 'n bake stuff, I dipped it in a mixture of butter (unknown as to grass-fed or not ) and mayo...just wanted to make sure and cover all types of fat.

I had to hide the fact I used mayo in my dipping mixture since mayo is on the boy's I CAN'T EAT THAT list.

 

Lately if I've been craving a mad meal or bad food I'll work hard to try and replicate it myself. This makes it a lot more healthier for me to eat and I at least know what I'm eating. With the rift mustard and ketchup I've been making quarter pounder burgers out of real stuff and nailing that taste too. I oven my chippies so no oil and I crumb my own chicken pieces as nuggets.

And then I basically do the same for most bad meals. Unless I'm really lazy and I'll buy. yesterday the meat was so cheap at the butcher it was too convenient to replicate my steak/calamari/veges and chippies.

 

Nazi money..neat eh

 

that money probably came from IBM computesr to print off interest..

they gave them the typewriter for start.....

 

dont know exactly what you mean ,, but its authentic .

 

Cheap gas and firecrackers hahaha

You been hanging with Joe Dirt lately

 

I can get you lots of that.

 

only worth a couple dollars on ebay,, ive been thru the old mans junk a million times and never come across it before and then poof there it was ..

 

i dont have nazi paper ..just a coin that came from my grandmothers brother

its a 1 pfennig 1942 in pretty good shape as it was only a few years old circulated

 

I have a old collectors books from like the 80s I think and a long time ago I started collecting bits and pieces that were worth money. I got a load of stuff from my grandparents. A lot of swastika insignia was filed or ground down and off medals etc. but I still have all authentic. Uniforms, weapons, medals, certificates, presentation papers etc. etc.

There's still one thing that has eluded me though over the years, it's a bit morbid so I won't say what it is.

 

When I was a teen I sat on a tiny piece of glass. The cut caused a tiny bump. Over 25 years later it is still there. Looks like a pimple now.

 

I have the same thing on my thumb. Running though the hall as a kid with my pencil in my back pocket, like all "cool" kids did in the 80's. Unfortunately, the pencil was tip up and as I ran along the hallways, the downward motion of my hand/thumb coming down towards my right pocket, caught my pencil and BAM, the graphite is still there ( I can see it) but with a little lump on the crease of the first knuckle

 

Goddamn it. I'm sick of going in/off off of the black ball. >.<

 

I always wonder if the glass is still in there.it feels like it could be. It's very difficult to see though being it's on the bottom of my left cheek.

 

you are a moron if you think I wouldn't notice that ...both of you add up to half a brain



above post is to no persons in particular and is solely for my own personal enjoyment

 

whoa dude...I have a pencil led in the base of my right thumb from a self stabbing incident also....right in the web part of the base......been bugging me for 40 years

 

After 50 (FIFTY!) years pencil lead usually goes away. I had an "accident" with the tip of a pencil in my thigh when I was around 8...my own fault totally. and by my my own fault I mean that I remember being so mad I hit myself in the front of my legs, on the thigh. Thankfully I only had a pencil in one hand. lol

I could still see it until last year.

edit: My temper has calmed considerably.

 

Years ago I worked with some old fart who was there at the end of the war. He even had pics of him and his buddy's at Hitlers Swiss villa that we have all seen in tons of pics of Hitler and Eva.
He also stole as much shit as he possibly could and I mean a lot of shit.
He had a full SS uniform, lots of weapons, he even had one of those HUGE banners that were hung off the sides of buildings that we see in the parade footage and other various shit.
He had one thing that I told him he should have turned over when he found it. It was a wooden box full of about 1,000 glass slides that was basically a catalog of the art that was pillaged across Europe by the Nazi's.

He told about one day his troop were out and they came across three railroad cars out in the middle of a field. Someone just decoupled the cars and left them there. he claimed that inside they were packed with Nazi paper currency, so much that he said you could barely fit a knife in between the stacks. It was all worthless by that time.

He was a greasy little wanna-be mafioso idiot at the time of the war, but when I knew him he was just an old greasy asswipe. One of the types that gives a big warm smile as he slowly inserts the knife into your back.
Fucker was responsible for the company I worked at falling apart and being sold, but happily his illegal handling of the acquisition (he was bribing people) came back to bite him in the ass a couple of years later.

odd bit of trivia about this greasy fuckwad, he developed the flavor for Jolly Ranchers green apple candy as well as others for Jolly Rancher candy.

 

Hey noxious what is your favorite jolly rancher flavor?

 

Funny you mentioned railroad cars