The Anti-Barefoot Thread

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Terrapin2190, Jan 23, 2016.

  1. Terrapin2190

    Terrapin2190 I am nature.

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    Are you tired of hearing about people going barefoot?

    Tired of seeing people's wiggly toes as their profile pic?

    Are you consciously aware of the dangers posed to the people that buy into this barefooting business?

    You are not alone!

    Join my Anti-Barefoot cult!


    Here, I'll give you a little incentive...

    An excerpt of a conversation between two anonymous individuals discussing the hardships that barefooters have to face:

    As you can see, one of the anonymous people in the conversation above named Lolli is struggling just putting her shoes on.

    The path to recovery will be hard, but never fear, I assure you it will be worth it!

    Feel free to share your experiences gone wrong with barefooters or barefooting, or if you're minds made up and you just have to join RIGHT NOW, please send a self-addressed envelope to:

    1492 Columbus Blvd
    St. Whatever, Thisplacedoesntexist
    PO box 255.

    Thank you for your time and best of luck with your effort to go barefootless once again!
     
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  2. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment Lifetime Supporter

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  3. drumminmama

    drumminmama Super Moderator Super Moderator

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    Your
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  4. Terrapin2190

    Terrapin2190 I am nature.

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    Special event! Free admission this weekend!
     
  5. Terrapin2190

    Terrapin2190 I am nature.

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    I guess that's the end of this thread...
     
  6. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    I wouldnt mind a Barecock forum

    For those that have been vilified for the freedom to let it hang out on subway trains, how long you can tolerate your uncovered wang on hot asphalt and the like....
     
  7. riverman18

    riverman18 solid gold brass

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    Gotta love it..."Where did you hang out with your wang out today?"
     

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