Are you tired of hearing about people going barefoot? Tired of seeing people's wiggly toes as their profile pic? Are you consciously aware of the dangers posed to the people that buy into this barefooting business? You are not alone! Join my Anti-Barefoot cult! Here, I'll give you a little incentive... An excerpt of a conversation between two anonymous individuals discussing the hardships that barefooters have to face: As you can see, one of the anonymous people in the conversation above named Lolli is struggling just putting her shoes on. The path to recovery will be hard, but never fear, I assure you it will be worth it! Feel free to share your experiences gone wrong with barefooters or barefooting, or if you're minds made up and you just have to join RIGHT NOW, please send a self-addressed envelope to: 1492 Columbus Blvd St. Whatever, Thisplacedoesntexist PO box 255. Thank you for your time and best of luck with your effort to go barefootless once again!
I wouldnt mind a Barecock forum For those that have been vilified for the freedom to let it hang out on subway trains, how long you can tolerate your uncovered wang on hot asphalt and the like....