The American Way

Ahhh this is one of many crazy stories you will get to tell

 

celebrating sending someone to jail ,?

 

It's the merrcan way!

 

'Merica!

Im 100% cool with fastfood consumption, probably because i rarely ever eat fast food. This picture got me in da mood though.

 

Fast food usually does make a good laxative... I'll give it that much.

 

Fat and lazy is the american way

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhnUgAaea4M"]America fuck yeah-team america - YouTube

 

's what I was thinking...:drool5:

 

well it's not quite that simple. don't forget he has to pay people to be there later if he's staying open... so an $8 meal an hour after close means he has to spend probably at least $8 on labor keeping people around a half hour late. add onto that the cost of keeping the heater and lights on a half hour longer, and he's really losing money.

 

We close at 10 but we're usually there until 11ish anyway because we have to clean and sanitize the entire place and shut everything down.

Some customers are so retarded it's not even funny. You won't even believe how many people come in every day acting as if this is some 5 star restaurant... Some guy came in today and was like "i would like my patty to be well done, and my chicken to be seasoned with blahblahblah (i dont ever remember what he said now) with ranch drizzled on top"

And one of my co-workers comes in to tell me what the guy wants.. and i'm just standing there like "what... the fuck?" we cook all of our patties in the exact same grill using the exact same settings, how the fuck am i supposed to make it well done? they're all exactly the same. And seasoning the chicken? We dont even bread or season it, it comes in a plastic bag we just rip open and dump straight into the deep fryer... I did drizzle some ranch on there though

It's annoying as hell when people come in thinking its some fancy ass restaurant and expect to have all this customization and shit, its called fast food for a reason... plus i have to do all this extra stuff when people make special orders and its hard as hell when you have like 5-10 orders at once and you get in shit when you take over 3minutes per order lol

 

yeah, and if you're making food until 10:30 you'll be stuck there until at least, say 11:15.

 

not necessarily, i made the food before we closed, then just 're-dipped' the fries in the deep fryer and 'boosted' (heated up) the burger... that's pretty much all we do when we have left over food when somebody cancels an order or we make the wrong burger that we use later in a different order or whatever... it's kind of gross i guess, but it's what the manager/owner tells us to do so whatever i guess

 

dude nooo! don't even speak of it! aaaagh!
uke:

 

You don't even wanna know how disgusting fast food can be... we cook our bacon with this microwave thing, and as i was taking it out i accidently dropped all the bacon on floor because it was hot, and my manager sees and runs over, picks it up, walks over to the dish washer, rinses off the bacon, and tells me to just stick it in the microwave for a few more seconds to warm it up again, and told me to use it

our floors are nasty too btw...

And that's just one of the many disgusting things i could tell you lol

 

The American way...

 

My mother has worked in regular diners her whole life. They arent any better in the cleanliness department.

 

u really hate america dont you stplsd25?

 

LOLOLOL - Don't hate the truth-teller! Ortus (whatever that sign is ) is telling the truth all around...

And underwear...if you are having to make (idiots) food until 10:30, the earliest your ass is going to be out is 11:30 - and that is if you are lucky and don't have a lot of lazy asses working with you

 

"Dissent is the highest form of patriotism."~Thomas Jefferson~

 

It's only how you use your dissent to make it a higher form of patriotism. But it must be cool if Thomas Jefferson said it.