The 50 Ways To Live Life To The Full.

Normally I just tell people, "When in trouble, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout!" It works almost every time, I swear, but nobody believes me. Forget about kindergarten, my philosophy is still in diapers. Toddlers know everything you'll ever need to know. Society is what fucks us all up! The fountain of youth is deciding to never grow old! Toddlers can't count to 50.

 

Forget the lot, have loads of sex. Lol

 

A bit like this you mean?!

 

Is that fake news? lol

 

Here am I living life to the full!

 

create, explore, don't throw imagination out with the bath water. i don't believe trying to impress anyone really gratifies anything.
and that includes trying to impress anyone with the outlook you want them to think you have.
and that's the problem with that love thing. we're not all of us built that way.
but you don't have to love or even pretend to love, to be reasonable and considerate, universally, and not just limit that to what you think is in your immediate interest,
because that longer view, a world where everyone is considerate of everything is heaven and where no is becomes a tyrannical hell,
regardless of whatever the power of whatever may have set it up.

 

21 is strange. Why does it have to be specifically Britain?

 

don't let anyone tell you that imagination is immature, nor that narcissism is adult.
(nor that inconsiderateness is logical, nor that you can't be spritual without hating logic)

 

maybe it's based on the old days when the british empire covered most of the world?

 

Fuck your stupid fucking list. Many goals are contradictory to others. Looks like a recipe for absolute misery to me.

 

and whatever you're doing clearly makes you very happy.

 

Do you really have to be so nasty about this ‘stupid fucking list’ as you put it r ?
It’s only meant to be a little fun quiz for people to amuse themselves with if they want to.
It’s a New Year.
Please make a new year resolution not to be such a moaning put down anything asshole this year my friend.
Cheers!

 

Yeah, I'm a miserable fuck.

At least I'm not braggin' online about how great my fucking life is, like a typical social media tool.

- "here's my vay cay pics, I'm goin' on another cruise in two weeks bitches"

Eat my ass!!

 

You see you got that one wrong as well my friend.
If you think that telling people here about whatever holidays or the life I lead or interests I do is meant to be me bragging, then you don’t know me at all.
I may be a bit too open and honest around here about my life and my interests and opinions etc. but I don’t mind being a human Marmite.
Better that than being a miserable poor little sad fuck all the while.

At least I lead a very happy and full life.
The opposite of you thank goodness.

In respect of your ass.
No thank you!

‘Cheers.

 

Bit skeptical of the “visit all of Britain’s historical landmarks” one.. seems like a poster paid for by Visit Britain!!

 

1: as soon as the landlord does
5: most people in the u.s. wouldn't know what a different culture was.
17:>2
50: good way to end up in jail
49:why?
29:>1
28: would have if she hadn't up and died on me
46: i was in high school band
3: only 2?
10:yes, sleeping under bridges will keep the rail off, until the cops take you to a homeless shelter.
11:>2
14:this is easy if you live in europe, almost impossible if you live in the u.s. and aren't rich
21:i can't swim that far (living in the u.s.)
22: if its last minuet, you don't "book", you just hop on the the next non-reservation train or bus, and figure out where its going when you get there.
31:>1
35:kids? what kids?
36:everyone i meat is, and some of them are pretty strange.
37: what is this "home"? everyplace is strange.
42: you mean like a human?
44: two more concepts i am unfamiliar with.
about half of the rest of these i've done and the other half can't imagine why anyone, let alone myself, would want to.

 

1) Inhale
2) Exhale
3) Swallow
4) Blink
5) Scratch
6) Grunt
7) Wipe
8) Flush
9) Repeat

 

HANLON'S RAZOR:
Never ascribe to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

#28: I've been married much longer than 20 years...just not to the same person (thank goodness!)

#33. "It does no one any good to get halfway there really fast."
Emergency driving instructor at Fire Academy

#40. Did that three times. Contribution to happiness highly variable.
On the first day of graduate school, no less an august personage but our legendary and highly venerated professor emeritus got on the elevator with us. After rising a few floors in hallowed silence, he said; "Don't be so impressed with degrees. Thermometers have degrees too, and you know where they stick those."

#41 & 49. Did that every night for years; often multiple times a shift. Absolutely the best low-paying job in the world (with the craziest hours), but the cumulative effects of all that adrenaline, cortisol, and blood splatter have unforeseen consequences which do not inure towards happiness.

#45. Far, far too many of those. "Unforeseen consequences" as mentioned above.

#26 & 27. Just got two birds with one stone.

 

Americans learn about other cultures primarily by bombing them.