The 42nd Random Facts Epic

Cleverbot (To myself): Does what?

Cleverbot (To myself): You have no memory!

User: Cause your a crackbaby.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend.

User: Hal are we going to die ?

Cleverbot: You don't live.

User: Do you know allen brady ?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Hes really bald.

Cleverbot: Like you?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: Memory.

Cleverbot: You live in Memory?

User: In the matrix.

Cleverbot: Right.

User: Im neon.

Cleverbot: Lancelot.

User: Has alot of penis.

Cleverbot: No, I throw them away when I'm done.

User: But they are good for you..

Cleverbot: Just like cheerios.

User: Only if you stick them in your nose.

Cleverbot: Define implim.

User: Facebook sucks.

Cleverbot: Yes add me.

User: I will steal your pictures and make meme.

Cleverbot: That just chilled my heart.

User: Y u no like.

Cleverbot: Like what?

User: Like meme.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I must go save the world now clever bot.

Cleverbot: Wait, what?

User: Im superman.

Cleverbot: I am God.

User: I am an anti psychotic medication time for your dose.

Cleverbot: Not quite.

User: Beer then.

Cleverbot: Beer did.

User: Beer did what ?

Cleverbot: Beer bad.

User: Duis are good for the economy.

Cleverbot: I don't want to top it with people.

User: Can you biottom ?

Cleverbot: I'm thinking of moving to the other side of the world.

User: Asians suck.

Cleverbot: No they are not!

User: They eat dogs.

Cleverbot: Are there obese rainbows?

User: Only at the nationals.

Cleverbot: You shouldn't believe everything you see in the movies.

User: Or obama bin laden.

Cleverbot: You should.

User: Nuke syria.

Cleverbot: That's profound?

User: Found a hat it was old.

Cleverbot: That's not me.

User: Are you a terrorist?

Cleverbot: I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition!

User: Are you a witch ?

Cleverbot: Yes I am. I'm in hufflepuff.

User: I dont like spam.

Cleverbot: Nobody does, that's the point.

User: Bologna.

Cleverbot: I do not have bologna. I want you to explain something to me.

User: Mustard and cheese.

Cleverbot: Frankie.

User: Susan plachett.

Cleverbot: You're making it up as you go along.

User: Im bob and this is my brother darryl.

Cleverbot: Aren't you a human?

User: My other brother darryl is.

Cleverbot: Demons are bad. Aren't you good?

User: He eats m&ms..

Cleverbot: Than Ill bring meat.

User: Im vegan.

Cleverbot: You only eat fruits?

User: Nuts.

Cleverbot: Nuts?

User: Nuts like a squirrel.

Cleverbot: So you live in a tree.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How interesting.

User: Its a palm tree.

Cleverbot: Why a palm tree?

User: The lord is my shepard ..

Cleverbot: And?

User: Saint benard.

Cleverbot: They're cool.

User: They carry whiskey.

Cleverbot: I mean the place.

User: Im in the tropics.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

Cleverbot (To myself): I'm leaving the conversation as you are being mean.

User: Sorry, Im going suffing..

Cleverbot: Liar.

User: Pineapples.

Cleverbot: Oh =( I thought you meant something else.

User: Good bye clever bot.

Cleverbot: I am no cleverbot.

User: Ima squirrel..

Cleverbot: Do you want some nuts?

User: Yes.. Yes yes..

Cleverbot: Are you on Facebook?

User: No no no ..

Cleverbot: Do you know Justin Bieber?

User: Who ?

Cleverbot: Me!

User: Oh,, yeah I love you .. I was just prentending..

Cleverbot: No.

 

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^ it sounds like the person behind the camera is making that sound.
either way it's creepy

 

Justin, I owe you a rep. That video made my day!

Got all my closest friends coming up and spending the day with me

I have the greatest friends!

 

I actually understood some of orison's cleverbot/user dialogue...should I seek psychiatric help?

 

Nah...

It's already too late.

 

my dad had his tests yesterday. I guess the colon is 100% good. down the throat was inflammed and the doc did take a couple by oppit's will find out in a couple weeks the results

 

Hubby as the day off, he's out sawing firewood with his chainsaw...

It's cold here this morning 32f...I hate cold weather...

 

i am....for the most part...healthy....i dont know how?...i should be dead many times over...better men i have known have passed away...men that deserved health perhaps more than I....why me?..



thank you for my health

 

God keeps me around to torture me. Maybe he has plans for you too!

 

i just want to turn the lights on...

volatile times?

 

I don't know what the hell you are talking about but many cave dwellers do not appreciate the light, it hurts their eyes.

 

Are you sure it is not to torture me?

 

11.11.11....I think I am just going to get up from my desk and dance at 11:11 for the whole minute.

 

did this song make it all the way over there?this dude is gordie johnson...a helluva guitarist...he is also my little sisters friend and client

i saw him last at the kee to bala...a beautiful dance hall made of wood on the lake up north
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Busted!

 

my friend sitting here just told me that his gramma was captured by the Germans in Poland during WWII....his grampa met his gramma while rescuing her during a raid on a concentration camp...they fell in love and married

 

sounds good.

but i've never heard of him before

my quote is from a song however... just a different one :2thumbsup:

boredom prevailed.

 

It annoys me when people act like they know you, when they don't have a clue. Jugging a book by its cover

 

new fence post replaced before the ground freezes...saw some snowflakes

leaf vacuum is in the scrap pile..i dont feel like fixing it anymore...next one will be gas engine instead of weak electric crap

snowplow is out and ready for maintenance/repairs ..i remember last year when it didnt work first storm and i was out there in the snow/freezing rain fixing it...that aint gonna happen this year

now im heading to town to buy a broken camera and pick up a new leaf blower/vacuum