The 42nd Random Facts Epic

lol ohh. woulda been cooler if she really did play the accordian.

 

I used to have an accordion, the bellows got dried out.. big polish thing it was..

 

aww naw!

 

I sold it for parts long time ago..

 

I saw a huge flash of white light this morning at about 2:30. It was low to the ground, behind the trees and buildings and it was very wide. It looked far away.

I waited for 5 minutes for an explosion sound (as light is faster than sound). Nothing.

I even thought about what if a mushroom cloud started rising up in the distance, and how there woudn't be a damned thing I could do about it but close the door, lol.

It was to the west of me. Maybe California blew up.

 

This morning I joined . . . .THESAURUS CLUB!

The 1st rule of Thesaurus Club?


You don't talk about,chat about,discuss,verbalise,or mention, Thesaurus Club!

 

For breaking Rule number one, I, as Vice Chairman of the Club, do hearby command you to throw yourself out of the window, post-haste.

 

Oh? -and what club would that be?

 

I have no idea what you're talking about.

 

RF: Every time I eat animal crackers, that effing Shirley Temple song 'Animal Crackers In My Soup' starts playing in my head.

Make it STOP!! :willy_nilly:

 

I love chocolate pie, yummy, time too do the dishies

 

rip gary speed.

 

this one is clever...well done...you know its clever if not everyone gets it ......

on that show ''curb your enthusiasm'...larry's ex goes out with a dude that invented holeless underwear for men....i think they were called ''over the fence'' because your pecjer must jump over the top to get out as opposed to through the hole in the fence...i thought it was a great idea...first..you cant poke your soft penis through that opening..no...you gotta reach into the hole,usually having to go around a cotton wall on the inside,grap your junk in a death grip and pull the whole 9 yards back out the hole....and if you gotta pee really bad,you gotta do all this in 1 second lol....

i go over the fence

 

today I learnt that oversteer is where the back slides out, as opposed to understeer where the front slides out

 

It's really warm this morning a starting to rain. It feels like a pinneapple express is on the way.

 

my arms just got heavy..and my back pain is fading away...i love that feeling

 

Someone keeps phoning me... Can't they get the hint? When someone never answers it usually means something.

 

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Damn! Page turn messed up my combo. Sucks you can only have 4 images in a post!!
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/didn't work on two separate pages.