The 42nd Random Facts Epic

just woken myself up to some D&B'd Van Halen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrVaZM9NgCA"]Apollo 440 - Ain't Talkin' bout Dub

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ib0DI8jjm8E"]Charley Pride Kiss An Angel Good Morning - YouTube

 

I have a turkey in my refrigerator...

 

What a horrible, horrible, horrible day I have had. Work sucked.

When I get home, it's scotch time

 

Proper meeting etiquette requires forcing farts up through your upper digestive system and out through your nostrils - being careful of course to bypass the eustachian tubes - breaking your eardrums with a noisy reverse fart is considered a serious faux pas.

 

I'm sore and tired not sure what time my sister will arrive at my other sisters house tonight, it's an 8 hour drive from grand rapids to Iron Mountain. depending on how the roads are

 

I have one too, its frozen.. its going thru a windshield of some asshole I know. And a happy thanksgiving to you sir!

 

god i hate thanksgiving it an excuse to over eat......

 

I almost crashed into a guiderail today....was driving down the road on a curve and all of a sudden i see a spider...I couldnt figure out if it was lowering itself from the brim of my hat or from and eyebrow

turned out it was from my hat

 

I'm blaring that new chris brown

 

went to the where and bought a what?

 

i just assumed a choc dutch was a donut of some sort...and papi was like a corner store

 

the corner store around my way puerto ricans own it so we call it the papi store , chocolate dutch......................

 

puerto ricans call everyone papi..

 

i love that episode of cops where the kid gets busted in the stairway and the cop gets super pissed that the kid keeps calling him papi

 

i figured chocolate dutch meant chocolate flavoured cigar.... to roll a blunt with. glad i asked, haha.

 

My dad's dad raised turkeys. My dad hates eating turkey.

If my grandfather hadn't lost his business when I was a kid, I might be a turkey magnate now.

 

i saw chris brown lip synching on the awards the other night...he cant even do that right.....it was laughable and sad at the same time...and the girl he beat ?..beat him in the same category

 

RF:- Today Is Our Fourth Day Of Steady Rain....

I'm Growing Webbed Feet....



Cheers Glen.