the 14th random facts about you thread

That IS terrible - it totally destroys the possibility of flirtatious chatting about sex and giggling on acid, doesn't it? Oh well...I guess you must have missed my earlier post where I was talking about my conversation with my spirit guide Deanna, and said I wasn't interested in putting my dick in her butt. NOT, of course, that I wouldn't be interested in putting it in at least two other orifices, if given the opportunity, which I probably will not, but one can imagine, can't one?

 

Well of course you do, and that's why you need to the 80-proof medication to help you let all that stress and anxiety slip away. Besides, you don't want to end up in a jail cell - they won't give you ANY medication in there, and you'll be even more stressed out, you see.

 

You're right, and I'm sorry. Let's talk about ways that we could torture your ex, shall we? Howzabout we stake him to the ground naked, straddling an anthill, and spread honey on his genitals?

 

how about we make him read all 14 facts threads

 

I see, you prefer more immediate gratification. The clorox is an excellent idea, then, but why stop with the balls? Just imagine the traumatizing horror you could inflict on him if you cut off his entire dick, and let him contemplate life without a dick while the clorox was doing its painful work on the stump...

 

THAT is excellent, BBAD. And then we could follow up with me telling him all the stories I can think of about me and my spirit guide Deanna.

 

nope..thats a little overboard

 

ihop sucks.. period. i don't know who recommended me there but i will ring their neck.

maybe.

 

Maybe just ten or twelve stories then...please?

 

what did i miss.....hi cranky....how is that new man of yours?

hi bbad...how is that new-insert car here- of yours?

hey zigmo...hows that bitch deanna....tell her i said hi...

hey tom...how is the lovely nicole...







lol

 

Hey there, Rolling. Deanna says she would like to become your spirit guide, too.

 

if it will help me get laid than I'm in!

 

Oh, and cranky punched out her boyfriend and hitched a ride home, and now she doesn't give a fuck.

 

For me it's had the opposite effect...

 

sleeping... for at least another 28 minutes

 

i must buy a mop or a mop refill today..the floor in my sons room is disgustivating..

some times i like to see what word spell check thinks i am trying to use....spell check thinks i am stupid and was trying to spell disambiguate

 

and i just noticed i have a new green dingleberry

 

My first thought on reading this was that you meant some type of 'growth' on your body... lol I was very disturbed by it...

About your son's room, get him to clean it all out, then paint everything with a ceramic type paint in a couple of layers and install a drain

Then you can just use a pressure washer...

 

my neighbor gave me some striped green tomatoes out of her garden and they are so tasty..

 

kinda hungover right now. and i really want a bagel, but timmies is too far.. lol.

oh and i had this really weird dream that me and some random guy were trying to kill eachother, adn there was a lot of blood everywhere, and outside was a huge concert.
and i had a big bag of sour keys. lol.