the 14th random facts about you thread

I'm playing xbox live

 

I'd Be More Impressed If You Said.....You Were Playing X-Box Dead......



Cheers Glen.

 

roll roll a joint ... twist it at the end.. light it up and take a puff, its 420 am my friends..

 

No, no, no, no, no

 

I'm sorry, but I was tired!

I'm around now, and where are you?

 

its ok.. Ima roll me another joint and brb..

 

Don't Be Upset, That Was Not Our Beloved Orison, That Was What You

Call A "Stunt Squirrel", Orison Is Still Very Much Alive And Well....



Cheers Glen.

 

I need to start getting ready, but clearly have no motivation to do so

 

Awww... poor little thing.... and she's got babies somewhere

i wish passing cars could do that for me tho... if i don't stop bleeding, and/or i don't get a blood transfusion sharpish, ima gonna die

i know... disgusting.... but you've seen NOTHING yet... just wait till you see my nipples in the Thread of Lies.... :leaving:

 

ooh my gosh, my head is banging like I dunno what.

 

I Wonder What Could Have Caused That..........?



Cheers Glen.

 

someone should employ that Squirrel for sure... she's a bloody good stunt Squirrel! (try saying THAT when you are drunk next Imaginary Friend!!! hope your head gets better soon

 

shocker....some dude came to my door last night and told me my kid knocked up his niece..they are both14....my kid says he didnt bang her and apparently she now has her period so buddy jumped the gun a little and i am pissed at him, his slutty niece and her slutty mom....common knowledge in my town that they are both tramps

 

Advise Your Son To "Bat For The Other Team" For A Change...

Problem Solved...



Cheers Glen.

 

I am beginning to think that my life would be easiiar if he had been born with that gene but so far....nothin.....


my neighbor passed away a couple weeks back and his family just gave me all his booze as a thank you for me being so nice to him...6 beer....26r of black velvet...2 26rs of gin so i may be drunk in the near future

 

Wow-I think my greatest concern at 14 was getting my braces off.

That's quite ballsy and rude and...what your neighbor did.
That's not like accusing your son of egging his car or something-my god.

 

I Doubt We'll Notice Any Difference In Your Posts..........:cheers2:.



Cheers Glen.

 

The cat showed up yesterday, I hadn't seen her since last Saturday...

 

I am having a bloody good day!

 

Yeah, my day just darkened

I need a drink.