the 14th random facts about you thread

now Im watching Penn and Teller bullshit

 

That's ridiculous. You can't sleep on acid.

 

http://rollogrady.org/oldfilez/10/creep-the-whiskey-71293.mp3

I wish I was special..

 

ive slept on lucy many of times, ive fallen asleep on the come up and woke up tripping..

 

i just spent the last hour gettin baby zoe to sleep...mom neeeded to slap some war paint on and go break some hearts so godfather rollin' is on baby sittin duty

 

Well sure I fell asleep once after just dropping, but before too long I was wide awake again with swirling visual patterns...if you can sleep on it, you're tougher than me, I guess. I couldn't have sex while tripping either...must be some kind of autonomic nervous system effects or something...

 

I've done baby sleep-induction duty many times, having four kids with my genes...I invented a couple of lullaby songs for that purpose and did a lot of slow pacing with babies on my shoulder. I would've just fed them vodka, but my wife would have objected...

 

I just rubbed extra strength deep cold on my knee...now I have to remember to not rub my eyes

 

Which part came first - the don't give a fuck part, or the breaking up part?

 

My profound powers of analysis reveal to me that you did give a fuck about SOMETHING before the breakup, then.

Was he fucking another woman then? Another man? A soft-eyed ewe? Or was he pissed that you were fucking another man? Or another woman? Or a Doberman Pinscher?

Or...oh God...don't tell me he was critical of how you looked in your outfit?

 

he probably told her to quit smoking

 

Or stop caressing the random-ass king snake...

 

Grabbed you, I see...was this an amorous sort of grabbing, or an I'm-gonna-put-your-ass-in-a-sling sort of grabbing?

 

sex on acid turns into super giggle fits.. I love it..

 

Did you also punch out his dad then?

 

Well I suppose it was pretty silly when I couldn't get it up after trying for half an hour...she finally decided it was not gonna happen and went to sleep...but I couldn't sleep cuz: I was on acid. So I just lay there staring at her, watching her form shifting and shifting ever so slightly for a couple of hours until I could finally sleep.

 

#96 this terrible.. I thought you was a female..

im a boy btw..

 

cab would have been smarter

 

then you should make up with him....get your money...then break up again

 

I guess you got home okay then, I'm glad to see that. Well it would appear that compatibility issues preclude the possibility of continuing that relationship. Best to snort a couple capfuls of something around 80 proof and get some rest, dear. We love you and wish you sweet dreams and greener pastures.