the 14th random facts about you thread

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where to? I have a lip piercing, on the right side.

 

my first word of the day today was " FUCK !! " pretty usual actually..

 

when I go to youtube I find all kinds of interesting things

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Tfw8SqeFEE&feature=related"]YouTube- Timber Timbre - Demon Host

 

Did You Awake To Find Your Lover Gone..?

Did You Discover Someone Had Stolen Your Car..?.*your lover perhaps*

Did You Fall Over Something..?

Did You Break Something..?

Did You Discover You Owe Someone Big Bucks..?

Or, Are You Just Not A Morning Person...?



Cheers Glen.

 

I feel like doing something crazy today.

 

Take the mirror down from your ceiling

 

today I still have sinusitis and am about ready to murder someone or something

i'm thinking of flushing one of my fish down the toilet, he's been pretty unsympathetic lately- and he gave me a condescending look I did not appreciate :frown:

 

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Cheers Glen.

 

I wouldn't really, I love my fish, even though they constantly ignore me

i'm just sick and I really can't hack it anymore. Usually I don't care, but I have never had a sinus problem before like this- it's so painful and snotty

 

I had to wait for ages last night before the sheep finally decided to move out of the road.

 

Why Did You Not "Sound Your Horn".......



Cheers Glen.

 

I was out there trying to get them to move. I was threatening them with lamb chops and all sorts

They just refused to move.

 

The Answer To Your Problem Is Quite Simple My Dear.

If You Drive A Manual Transmission, Select First Gear....

If You Drive An Auto-Trans, Select L....

Then FLOOR IT, And Run The Little F**k*rs Into The Ground....

Problem Solved....



Cheers Glen.

 

cleaning my house before i f off for the forest ......

 

I'm trying to decide if I should mow today, the weather man says its going to rain tomorrow and Thursday...

 

Today sucks.

 

that motor I got leaked oil in my truck and I figured out why...huge hole in the oil pan ...so now I have to change it with my old one but thats ok because now I can tell the engine came out of an accident wreck so chances are it was running great and I shouldnt have any problems with it

 

1. I sing like bob when like a rolling stone comes on the airwaves, just cant help it.
2. I have a chipped toof
3. I've had the same mobile phone for 5 years
4. I'm cooler than ankle socks
5. I'm a weeeed moocher (will smoke anyone down if i've got it though)
6. I prefer Coca Cola Classic over Pepsi
7. Havent cut muh hairs in over 2 1/2 years
8. I dont put out on the first date (thats a lie)
9. If I lie, Ill tell you
10. Prefer a rocking chair over a fixed chair
11. Despise materialism
12. When I drive, I follow the laws
13. Yoga is my shit
14. I want to share more facts, but it says 14.

 

this might give you some inspiration countrygirl...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyBEcFmfuzM"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyBEcFmfuzM

 

A lot of my strawberries weren't fresh