That's shitty

Discussion in 'True Confessions' started by Guterkamerad, Feb 8, 2014.

  1. Guterkamerad

    Guterkamerad Guest

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    Well when I wipe my ass I usually get shit on a finger. I guess you could say I suck at it. Anyone else experience this??
     
  2. Moonglow181

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    Really? WOW.

    No, can't say I have.

    Guess I have heard everything now. LOL
     
  3. GLENGLEN

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    Yes, But I Refrain From Sucking On It...[​IMG]



    Cheers Glen.
     
  4. wobs

    wobs Senior Member

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    try three pieces instead of non
     
  5. Guterkamerad

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    I use quite a few sheets I think I need to learn a new wiping technique.
     
  6. Moonglow181

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    I am cleaning alot of it up around here...LOL
     
  7. wobs

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    have you got youre rubber gloves on?
     
  8. Moonglow181

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    No....never wear them...for some reason....use lysol and bleach alot, and i know those chemicals are harsh to the skin.
     
  9. Moonglow181

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    :toilet:Do you think this is a joke thread or not? I cannot tell anymore.....
     
  10. wobs

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    have you soft hands with using that stuff
     
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  11. Moonglow181

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    Yeah, I do...soft skin, too...LOL
    I'm a softie....
     
  12. Guterkamerad

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    No this thread is not a joke this really happens and is quite embarrassing and annoying when it happens.
     
  13. Moonglow181

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    Oh, is a taste thing for you or what? I guess it is not that strange...some animals in the animal kingdomn do this...It could be part of your paleocortex at work is all.
     
  14. Moonglow181

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    That's the primitive part of your brain.
     
  15. Guterkamerad

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    If you are asking if I taste it then no I do not lol.
     
  16. GLENGLEN

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    Agreed, It Happens To All Of Us At Some Time, But Why Go To All

    The Trouble Of Shareing This On A Forum You Only Joined 4

    Posts Ago...:confused:



    Cheers Glen.
     
  17. Moonglow181

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    I gave this the benefit of the doubt, as maybe he had no where else to tell this, too, and he needed to get it off his chest, so he felt most comfortable with a group of complete strangers.....??
     
  18. Moonglow181

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    Some apes eat their own feces. I guess its hearty....LOL
     
  19. I usually manage a clean wipe, but it seems like more and more I grow increasingly clumsy.
     
  20. Logan 5

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    I wrap it around my hand once. That can be anywhere from two to three sheets. Two is usually good enough. Sometimes I make a mess and when I do I clean it up. If I get poop on my hand I'll wash my hands.

    Should wash your hands after using the restroom anyhow. Just think, if no one washed their hands...they meet each other and shake hands in greeting...you might as well shake their drippy dick or stinky poopy ass. Same thing.
     

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