First some bitch almost hits me headon. She was in the median to turn into the postoffice and I'm going the other way about 30 and all of a sudden she starts coming. Lucky my Audi has good handling and I managed to miss her but not hit the car in the next lane. Then I go to Taco Smell and order a chicken burrito, only they give me a beef one, and I don't eat beef, but how the fuck could I know till I bit into the goddam thing! Then I'm heading home and see this flatbed trailer tilted to the ground perfectly for a Dukes of Hazzard stunt, but I wasn't driving the General Lee.