That'll teach me to leave the house

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Posthumous, Apr 25, 2007.

  1. Posthumous

    Posthumous Resident Smartass

    First some bitch almost hits me headon. She was in the median to turn into the postoffice and I'm going the other way about 30 and all of a sudden she starts coming. [​IMG] Lucky my Audi has good handling and I managed to miss her but not hit the car in the next lane. Then I go to Taco Smell and order a chicken burrito, only they give me a beef one, and I don't eat beef, but how the fuck could I know till I bit into the goddam thing! [​IMG] Then I'm heading home and see this flatbed trailer tilted to the ground perfectly for a Dukes of Hazzard stunt, but I wasn't driving the General Lee. [​IMG]
     
  2. if you lived in los angeles that story would include a trip to jail, an encounter with a transvestite and youd have food poisoning.audi are small enough you shoulda gunned it.
     
  3. LuckyStripe

    LuckyStripe Mundane.

    Yeah, that'll learn ya.
     
  4. shuablazed

    shuablazed Member

    but man just think about how cool it would have been if you HAD been driving the General Lee
     
  5. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

    I saw mythbusters try that, it ended badly. you need a ramp to land on.
     
  6. Posthumous

    Posthumous Resident Smartass

    Yeah but those opportunities come up so rarely it's a shame not to try.
     
  7. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

    true dat, true dat
     

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