That'll teach me to leave the house

First some bitch almost hits me headon. She was in the median to turn into the postoffice and I'm going the other way about 30 and all of a sudden she starts coming. Lucky my Audi has good handling and I managed to miss her but not hit the car in the next lane. Then I go to Taco Smell and order a chicken burrito, only they give me a beef one, and I don't eat beef, but how the fuck could I know till I bit into the goddam thing! Then I'm heading home and see this flatbed trailer tilted to the ground perfectly for a Dukes of Hazzard stunt, but I wasn't driving the General Lee.

 

if you lived in los angeles that story would include a trip to jail, an encounter with a transvestite and youd have food poisoning.audi are small enough you shoulda gunned it.

 

Yeah, that'll learn ya.

 

but man just think about how cool it would have been if you HAD been driving the General Lee

 

I saw mythbusters try that, it ended badly. you need a ramp to land on.

 

Yeah but those opportunities come up so rarely it's a shame not to try.

 

true dat, true dat