Texas Governor Deploys State Guard To Stave Off Obama Takeover

You can't make this stuff up folks, lol

We truly live in bizzaro times... :dizzy2:

 

What a bad ass dude

 

Well technically you can. You can make these things up...

 

Who puts these guys in charge?

 

Arizona is going to have one hell of a tough time trying to out-crazy that shit. Texas has surged way ahead.

 

Well maybe you can, but if I'm gonna make up a conspiracy, I would try to keep it in the slightly more plausable range on the bell curve of believability, lol Everythings bigger in Texas I guess, including BS, lol

 

Great entertainment.

 

I wonder if people in Texas realize that they are actually already a part of the US so there is no reason to try to take the state over.

 

John Stewart compared this to an 8 year old preparing for battle with the Predator.

 

Isn't it? Just for a second I almost wished it were all true

 

Actually the bit about Walmart becoming FEMA detention camps isn't such a bad idea... Have a "big sale" and when it fills up, just lock the doors.

 

Imagine the horror in a few generations when some well meaning fool lets all of those inbred mutant Wal-Martians out.

 

Texas has always been retarded.

 

And of course this has nothing to do with him being black.

 

Have you noticed how many modern shopping plazas have what seem like guard towers incorporated into their architecture? The Factory Outlet malls I have seen all over the country look like brightly painted copies of Nazi concentration camps. The way they are laid out it would only take some added gates and barbed wire to enclose one and do exactly that.

 

Now that they've been proven wrong, they won't feel the least bit humiliated. Typical. Just like when the ObamaCare death panels failed to materialize. Nobody on the far right ever said, "Sorry, we were wrong about this."

 

But... the independents will keep saying, both parties are the same!