Testicular examination

Hope you're okay...just caught my humorous side on the third nut. Beavis and Butt-head had a joke on this once. There was a convocation in the gym @ their school. Butt-head grabbed the mike and said- uh, testes, testes, one, two, ...Three? huh huh. Always thought that episode was funny anyway.

 

Beavis and Butt-head, the above vid

https://youtu.be/3Ip4GLQl9ic

 

did you have to have a testicular examination to find that out?

You must be Blind Melon Chitlin' from Cheech and Chong's tape.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyT_2vV1jEw

 

Why bother, I'r rather be dead than neutered.

 

I will be more than glad to give any white male a testicular exam with my mouth!

 

Feel for unusual lumps. If you even question it I would recommend going to get checked. I have had twice. I have had one Testie removed.

 

I lost one to cancer. I still had kids afterwards. I had the option for an implant, but at the time insurance would not pay for it, and I got used to it.

 

17 with a sharp pain in my right testicle so I went to the docs. Turned out to be a female and after explaining the problem she said she would have to examine me and to strip. Laid there as a rather sexy mature woman basically fondled my bits while chatting and smiling at me. Then she asked if I self examined and I said no and she said she would show me. Told me to stand up as that was best and then demonstrated before giving me instructions as I did it myself. She leant in close to observe and kept looking up at me and smiling and then it happened! I started getting hard and the more I tried not to the harder I got. She just beamed at me and said dont worry, totally natural.I was like a tomato by the time we finished lol!

 

I self exam every time I take a shower. The warm water help loosen the sack and make it easier to make an examination of my balls.

 

Rarely examine them but a few months ago found why I thought was a lump and had a few other “symptoms” doctor examined them and prostrate turned out was nothing

 

Here is my biggest tip. Do a self-examination at the very least weekly the more often you check the sooner you will detect it. After a good hot shower is a excellent opportunity.

 

My family doctor is a woman, when ever i go in for a physical exam, the receptionist brings me into the room gives me a gown, and says yhe dr.will be in shortly, thats when i strip naked and sit on her exam bench with nothing on, i do not wear the stupid paper gown and im not ashamed of my naked body either, i love how she looks while she walks in and says nothing about my total nakedness, but yhis one visit i lied about feeling a lump on my testicle, so i laid back and she played with both balls trying to feel a lump, but nothing, secretly i enjoyed the special attention i was given. I also instructed her to make sure my prostrate was not enlarged and for to give the inspection alittle more time.i know im a pervert,lol.

 

No one here can really help. Please see a doctor sooner than later. Wishing you the best.

 

As men we should spend time examining the penis and testicles, looking them over and feeling them thoroughly on a very regular basis so we can notice changes sooner rather than later.

I spend a lot of time with my penis each day and I’ll be the first to admit that I don’t feel my aging testicles nearly enough. I need to follow my own advice and spend time each day with my testicles, letting them get used to being touched and examined.

 

Took my time to examine my testicles in the shower this morning just as I should, nothing of concern on either testicle, just cysts on the tubes which has been an ongoing thing for many years and my doctor said it was nothing to worry about.

 

I try to do self exams but I really don't think that it is so straight forward.

I found a lump some 10 years ago and went to the doctor. The insurance company said that my out of pocket was going to be like 1000 and the scan was pre approved. Then the insurance company never paid out and the hospital persued me for a $5000 bill which I eventually settled for $2000 with a collection agency. What a scam! Anyway they said the lump wasn't cancer.

Now whenever I go to the doctor they always seem like they don't want to do the exam and I really don't know what to look for because every time I find a lump they say its fine (like some of the other benign issues people have listed here, I don't even remember the name of what they called it).

So anyway I guess it couldn't hurt to have another scan done when I get some better insurance.

But doctors need to stop acting like men know how to perform this exam and that it will be easy or obvious for men to be able to detect the cancer themselves.

Imagine if engineers just told people that people had to perform their own examinations on bridges and to let them know if it seemed like one was going to collapse. But then, after the 200th false alarm both the people and the engineers become a little jaded so the engineers stop taking the reports seriously and the people stop taking the engineers seriously or thinking that a bridge might eventually collapse one day.

But engineers don't do that. They are required by law to do periodic inspections of bridges. But when you go to the doctor they just ask you if you want an exam and if you don't thats fine (or the doctor might even appear relieved) even though they went through med school to recognize things like this and we did not.

 

There’s a lot of truth to this! I have a history of cysts growing on the tubes in my scrotum which aren’t harmful but as of this morning I’ve never felt any lumps on either of my aging testicles which is good! I’m always touching my penis and testicles throughout the day so I would say that I would definitely notice anything obvious down there…