Testicle Size

many years ago, I had kinda smallish testicles (compared to the ones I see in porn) and then I got the mumps...and the mumps fell. Each testicle swelled to the size of my fist. When the swelling went down, my nuts were almost gone! They are about the size of a average white grape...is there ANY way to change that (other than surgery)? Anyone else have this issue?

 

Sounds legit

 

be careful what you wish for....i took nut enlargement pills and now my nads are the size of bowling balls....it is very uncomfortable and kind of the elephant in the room when i'm at the gym

 

Your nads look like an elephant? Mine look like sheeps brains

 

this is meaningless without a picture of your fist to determine its size.

 

Trauma should do the trick, punch yourself in the testicles 30-40 times and........ voila!

 

I knew you could get replacements but I hadn't thought forward enough to think about size

the replacement gonads are quite beautiful....too bad they cant hang them on the outside.....I spose you could make earings



http://www.coloplast.us/Global/6_Surgical%20urology/400_300_UC_HCP_MALE_Testicular.jpg

 

Do your balls hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them on her shoulder,
Like a pornographic warrior?
Do your balls hang low?

Talk to your doctor about the possibility of implants. But I would steer clear of implants if what you have is producing sperm.

For a non surgical solution, frequent masturbation and/or sex couldn't hurt, might help.

 

Girls don't even know what dicks look like, man. Any girl who sees your dick, it's going to be like her first time seeing a dick. She won't know you have small testicles.

Unless you're gay, then you're screwed.

 

When I was on medication to relieve prostate swelling, it also shrank my balls. I've been off it for a couple of years and one has returned to its normal size but the other is still small, about like a medium sized grape. The doctor says it's nothing to worry about but it looks a bit odd. She said I could have it removed and a plastic one inserted but I really wasn't looking for that kind of pain.

 

the size of a fist? how did you get around, a wheelchair?

 

Swollen testicle
Pain and swelling of the testicle (orchitis) affects one in four males who get mumps after puberty. The swelling is usually sudden and affects only one testicle. The testicle may also feel warm and tender.
In affected boys and men, swelling of the testicle normally begins four to eight days after the swelling of the parotid gland. Occasionally, swelling can occur up to six weeks after the swelling of the glands.
Any testicle pain can be eased using over-the-counter painkillers such as paracetamol or ibuprofen. If the pain is particularly severe, contact your GP, who may prescribe a stronger painkiller for you.
Applying cold or warm compresses to your testicle and wearing supportive underwear may also reduce any pain.
Just under half of all males who get mumps-related orchitis notice some shrinkage of their testicles and an estimated 1 in 10 men experience a drop in their sperm count (the amount of healthy sperm their body can produce). However, this is very rarely large enough to cause infertility.

 

Not even gonna ask how you know what sheep's brains look like. Pretty sure i don't want to know.

 

Hey Doc, my nads are killing me...Can I have some Hydrocodone? 10/325, a 60 ct. bottle with 5 refills should do it. Thanks! Muchas Gracias.

 

Errrrr supermarket meat section

 

http://youtu.be/Sehy5EgR_pk

 

I had a friend that used to laugh about her ex-boyfriend's testicle size...she nicknamed him 'skittle nuts'.

 

Damn son.

Ever wonder if there's something about you she may be laughing at today?

 

I absolutely love a huge set of low hanging balls.