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  1. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    ya he probably does lincecums a pothead be got busted back in '09 lol. smoking with a two time cy young award winner wouldnt be a bad story to tell the kids haha. do u think i should drink like 10-15 regular sized bottles of water a day?
     
  2. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    Hell yeah, it would be a good story. lol

    Yeah it would be good to drink lots of water. Especially if you're gonna get some niacin pills, because you have to stay hydrated when you're taking those.
     
  3. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    i was thinking about getting those and i heard that they work but i also heard they dont work.. they just make u sweat right?
     
  4. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    They make you sweat and they burn fat. They work, but you have to take one every 6 hours or so. If you do, like I said, just make sure you stay hydrated when you're taking them.
     
  5. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    take one every 6 hours each day until my test in 8 days? or start them a few days before?
     
  6. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    I would go ahead and start. You might as well. lol You can get them for free, considering the bottle is small enough to fit in your pocket:tongue:
     
  7. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    if they sell them at wal mart i can probably just walk out with a big box of them. ill have to go tomrowo after class
     
  8. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    Yeah they sell them at Wal-Mart where I live. They also sell them at most grocery stores.
     
  9. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    o alright. thanks a bunch for all the info. ill post wen i find out the results in a week or so
     
  10. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    Alright. Good luck man.
     
  11. Jennifer19

    Jennifer19 Senior Member

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    sorry I thought you knew, but if you were applying for a job, why not stay clean just in case you were drug tested?
     
  12. Jennifer19

    Jennifer19 Senior Member

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    I have no addvice sorry, just listen to what every one ells said
     
  13. smokindude

    smokindude Senior Member

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    People are still gettin drug tested for weed...its sad. i hate the government.
     
  14. Jennifer19

    Jennifer19 Senior Member

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    so they only care about people who smoke weed and not other drugs?
     
  15. joef

    joef Member

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    dude dont worry.
    the quality of the test they will have im pretty sure would be one of the cheapest ones.
    they just want to see if you hooked on crazy shit(coke,meth etc) and get crazy one day and rob them.that the only reason. So dont freak out and you didnt smoke much at all.even from potent weed in a blunt there is alot thc free burning so you get much less,than say you had a bowl.

    Just drink alot of water and .like a gallon and half every day.and run 1-2 miles every day or so
    and when you go for the test, put a bit of water in the cup from the toilet,like 1/25th of the total cups volume would be toilet water.and then piss in the toilet,for about 3 secs and then put the rest for sample in the cup. thats because the first wave of pee is very very consecrated so most of the thc,nitrogen and everything else would come out then.

    98% you will pass.
    peace.
     
  16. baurman

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    I smoked 8 days before a drug test and I passed. Just drink lots of water and piss about 20 times a day.
     
  17. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    well this opportunity came out of the blue. my dad was playin golf with a buddy and came home and said that his friends son works at a grocery store and can get you a job. so the manger called me and told me to come in in a week. i wouldnt have smoked if i knew.
     
  18. Jennifer19

    Jennifer19 Senior Member

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    That makes sence, good luck with the test, I hope you get the job :)
     
  19. spiralout23

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    First off, if this grocery store is Kroger then you have nothing at all to worry about because they use saliva tests and they only show very recent use of marijuana. But if it is a piss test go to a grocery store, buy a box of stuff called Sure-Jell in a yellow box, it will be in the jello aisle. Next buy a 32 oz Gatorade. Mix the sure-jell and gatorade and drink it about an hour and a half to two hours before the test and also drink as much water as possible after you drink the mixture (I always fill the Gatorade bottle up after I'm done and drink one 32oz water). Piss a time or two before you take the test and when you piss in the test cup use the middle of your stream; dont use the beginning and dont use the end, that is where the most toxins are expelled in your urine. And this does work, I have used it so many times Ive lost count I mad it through 21/2 years of probation using this method and even had it sent to the lab a few times and I still passed with flying colors. And I know that some will say that the only reason this works is due to dilution but that is incorrect, I have tested this my self with the same amount of liquid minus the sure jell and it does not work. But do this dude, you will pass and plus you only spend like a total of 4 bucks!!!!!
     
  20. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    Yeah my cousin used to do that, and he swears by it. I've never tried it though.

    You're right though.....I don't know about Kroger, but when I got hired at Publix grocery store, they gave me a saliva test.
     

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