So we have a gang of turkeys trying to take over the neighborhood. They were hanging out in front of the house. Should I be scared? I tried to sneak up on them, but they don't like me. I think they're terrorists. I need Bush's number to report this crisis stat!
I'd say extremely rural. We live close to the lake (you can see it if you walk just a lot over and it's a very short walk) and big hunting spots.
oh god. so. canadian geese, are angry things. not to mention my already irrational fear of birds. and the boy from texas made me walk through a huge gathering of them oh my god i screamed. i hate thos ethings so much. i would scream at those turkeys haha.
lol the other day i was walking to school and there was like 3 Geese on the sidewalk, some guy couldnt even pull out of his drive way. It was fucked because i live in a residential area and have never seen geese around.
This motherfucker right here belongs to the scariest birds here in town. They divebomb people, beam you right in the head, they're mean little assholes. They took over this neighborhood, and I refuse to go there. I like my scalp, thank you very much.
hrm, you have me stumped, what kind of bird is that? man, i really need to brush up on my easern U.S. birds! its a falcon of some sort?
oh , cool! (well not that they're mean, lol) we only have white-tailed kites here. i like the way they fly, though. kites are awesome; how they hover in the air and then divebomb their prey. ive never head ofkites around here attacking people, but im sure they would if needed good luck with that, lol.
a few years ago.. a tom turkey weighing 20lbs. flew into my kitchen window, crashing thru the screen,double pane glass, vertical blinds, and a heavy drape.. For a minute I had no idea what happened. I dont live where shit could come flying into my house.. other than airplanes. When it popped up its head, I was like WOW! My dog was like.. "hello". So I grabbed the turkey by its neck and shooed it out the door. I then shot the turkey with a arrow. And we ate it. About a month ago I was looking out side and saw a deer near the road. The next thing I heard a big thump on my outside wall. When I looked, It was the deer and it got hit by a car, then ran into my house and died. We ate it.
