Terroristurkeys

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Kinky Ramona, Mar 23, 2008.

  1. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

    So we have a gang of turkeys trying to take over the neighborhood. They were hanging out in front of the house. Should I be scared? I tried to sneak up on them, but they don't like me. I think they're terrorists. I need Bush's number to report this crisis stat!

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  2. Cate8

    Cate8 Senior Member

    haha that so scary. are you out in the country?
     
  3. Beckner420

    Beckner420 troll

    You mise well get one for next turky eating occasion.
     
  4. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

    I'd say extremely rural. We live close to the lake (you can see it if you walk just a lot over and it's a very short walk) and big hunting spots.
     
  5. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

    Ahhh yes, well, we were bitching because we don't have a gun...or a freezer for that matter.
     
  6. Cate8

    Cate8 Senior Member

    oh god. so. canadian geese, are angry things. not to mention my already irrational fear of birds. and the boy from texas made me walk through a huge gathering of them oh my god i screamed. i hate thos ethings so much. i would scream at those turkeys haha.
     
  7. Beckner420

    Beckner420 troll

    So build a little turky fence, and get it nice and plump :p
     
  8. Beckner420

    Beckner420 troll

    lol the other day i was walking to school and there was like 3 Geese on the sidewalk, some guy couldnt even pull out of his drive way.

    It was fucked because i live in a residential area and have never seen geese around.
     
  9. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

    Oh, I hate geese, but ducks are cool little birds. Really funny dudes.
     
  10. pink floyd

    pink floyd carousing&ransacking

    meleagris gallopavo!!!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
     
  11. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    This motherfucker right here belongs to the scariest birds here in town. They divebomb people, beam you right in the head, they're mean little assholes. They took over this neighborhood, and I refuse to go there. I like my scalp, thank you very much.
     
  12. pink floyd

    pink floyd carousing&ransacking

    hrm, you have me stumped, what kind of bird is that? man, i really need to brush up on my easern U.S. birds! its a falcon of some sort?
     
  13. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

    It's a Mississipi Kite. Those bastards are mean.
     
  14. pink floyd

    pink floyd carousing&ransacking

    oh , cool! (well not that they're mean, lol)
    we only have white-tailed kites here. i like the way they fly, though. kites are awesome; how they hover in the air and then divebomb their prey. ive never head ofkites around here attacking people, but im sure they would if needed ;) good luck with that, lol.
     
  15. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

    looks dangerous
     
  16. pink floyd

    pink floyd carousing&ransacking

    no more dangerous than any human ;)
     
  17. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

    reminds me of that south park video game.. you need cartman to throw snowballs at them.
     
  18. ESRUOS ENO

    ESRUOS ENO Senior Member

    a few years ago.. a tom turkey weighing 20lbs. flew into my kitchen window, crashing thru the screen,double pane glass, vertical blinds, and a heavy drape.. For a minute I had no idea what happened. I dont live where shit could come flying into my house.. other than airplanes. When it popped up its head, I was like WOW! My dog was like.. "hello". So I grabbed the turkey by its neck and shooed it out the door. I then shot the turkey with a arrow. And we ate it.

    About a month ago I was looking out side and saw a deer near the road. The next thing I heard a big thump on my outside wall. When I looked, It was the deer and it got hit by a car, then ran into my house and died. We ate it.
     
  19. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

    I played that game for weeks this past winter! It's SO hard! Those turkeys are mean!
     
  20. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

    i could take them :H
     

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