Rumor has it that Al quieda is targeting Bonnaroo in an effort to quell the antiwar movement and to further the chances of a religious war. A recent poll showed most hardline Muslims dislike jam bands, making the attack all the more likely. John Ashcroft has urged all attendees to pack a radioactive proof suit to pull over their guatemalan and hemp clothing in case of attack.... that is all.
It is essential for anyone living in this post modern world to have duct tape on them at all times, so the answer is yes.
No, but you will easily be the most stylish one there. As the atoms split, everyone will be admiring your fashion sense.
Thats the spirit, also beware of who you buy your heroin from, many of the dealers are actually former taliban from Afganistan. Some concert goers seem to think that taking e will counteract the effects of the radiation, this is considered false by the experts who say that the radiation will contribute to the high, but ultimately the field will be full of smiling and horny dead people.
