Terrorists Target Bonaroooo

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  1. seamonster66

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    Rumor has it that Al quieda is targeting Bonnaroo in an effort to quell the antiwar movement and to further the chances of a religious war. A recent poll showed most hardline Muslims dislike jam bands, making the attack all the more likely.

    John Ashcroft has urged all attendees to pack a radioactive proof suit to pull over their guatemalan and hemp clothing in case of attack....

    that is all.
     
  2. scarlettchasingroses

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    are we going to need ducktape and plastic as well?
     
  3. seamonster66

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    It is essential for anyone living in this post modern world to have duct tape on them at all times, so the answer is yes.
     
  4. olhippie54

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    With duct tape and wire coat hangers I can save the world.
     
  5. bird_migration

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    LIEK OMG THEY SHUD HAV BONNERO IN A ATOM BUKNER!!!!111!!1
     
  6. scarlettchasingroses

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    were you intending on sounding like a valley girl, bird?
     
  7. WayfaringStranger

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    scarlette, you better hope i dont bring duct tape;)
     
  8. bird_migration

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    No, just any teenager in general.
     
  9. Ginge

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    If I go to Bonaroo in a dress made of foil, will I be immune to terrorism? :confused:
     
  10. seamonster66

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    No, but you will easily be the most stylish one there. As the atoms split, everyone will be admiring your fashion sense.
     
  11. Ginge

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    Right on. Terrorism be damned! :cool:
     
  12. seamonster66

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    Thats the spirit, also beware of who you buy your heroin from, many of the dealers are actually former taliban from Afganistan.

    Some concert goers seem to think that taking e will counteract the effects of the radiation, this is considered false by the experts who say that the radiation will contribute to the high, but ultimately the field will be full of smiling and horny dead people.
     
  13. Ginge

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    *makes a note of that*
     
  14. olhippie54

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    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  15. seamonster66

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    Just thought I'd bump this up again, in case the terror level gets raised to tie dye.
     

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