Tell us about someplace or some thing in your ass.

He-Man and the Masters of the Universe live in my ass. They haven't figured a way out yet. In fact, they can't even conceive that they're in a giant asshole. Skeletorr is in there, too, and he just has the faintest glimmer of hope that they are in a gigantic asshole. And Skeletor fights He-Man, and he man saves Skeletor from being pooped out my rectum. And Skeletor digs out my shit and turns my intestines into Snake Mountain. And He-Man guards the entrance to New Eternia (my asshole) and its mouth is the maw of Castle Greyskull. What do you think?

 

What do I think?

Stop smoking that shit (no pun intended) ...lol...

 

When I have more time I'll tell you the story of the great dingleberry.

 

Well, no argument there

 

Derpie derpie doo.

 

there's one little hair that has kind of a nodule on one end that itches.
and resists all efforts to remove. it is impervious to both plucking and scissors.

nothing living there that i know of, besides microscopic e-coli, and whatever other microbes.

perhaps some more figurative and euphemistic "ass" was intended?
some freudian sphicter of the mind? noting living there either that i know of.

perhaps there are ghosts. i hope they are friendly.

oh i have friendly ghosts in other parts of my mind. i highly suspect we all do.
nowhere near any sphincters though.

 

I have hemorrhoids

 

my dad had those.