Tell the Poster Above You What You Want To Do to Him/Her

beat him blind, then call in his mother with a blindfold, telling her she's going to suck a beautiful young man, for her birthday, and when he nuts in her, remove her blindfold, and watch her go blind in panicked shame.

And then I'd drink a bottle of tequila till I go blind. Then giggle a toothless grin and be sad that he can't see me.