Tell the Poster Above You What You Want To Do to Him/Her

go to the nude beach then get kicked off for lude behavior

 

Stand in front of him at the nude beach and see how long it takes for him to get an erection

 

Stand behind her and wait for her to see me.

 

Nothing because it's a dude. I think. lol

 

Most anything that's fun.

 

I wouldn't just have sex with any female- she would need to look nice & be attractive, have a nice figure that I liked & be open minded (if possible) willing to take her time & not rushing sex in a few minutes. The more foreplay, the more aroused & enjoyable it can be made. Also a great personality & anything else I like about her both physically & sexually & personally as well.

 

i'd like to buy him a prostitute.

 

I'd like to buy him some fucking pants.

 

A nice shot of penicillin.....

 

Congratulate Ivory on being born under the auspicious sign of cunnilingus.

 

^^I'd tell him I'm a proud Cunnilinguan, and congratulate him on being born on the cusp of Fornicatio and Orgius.

 

Get ivory to make me dinner

 

tell him honestly im no longer interested, he is as base a pervert as the next guy and....go wank to your cyber mates....fuck off....then find a nice man to cook me dinner and walk my hounds. Thats what id like to do. Then say, hey s'cuse me, do i know you? thought i did but i don't........only then will i make you dinner if ivory doesn't.

 

Smoke a joint in bed

 

join me in bed with said joint, get wicked high and watch a silly stoner movie. no sex required.

 

I'm going to suck his cock while he's high.........

 

give money to go get me food

 

Spank his ass and ask him to leave.

 

tie her to the bed and tease her until she,s begging

 

Show bez the reason I am a man.