Tell one lie and one truth about yourself

i like soup

i dont like bannock

 

Awww thanks. *hugs*

 

The next sentence is false.
The previous sentence was false.

 

My nose is running clear..

My nose is running green..

 

it's green!

 

i smoke like a train.
my piece is clogged.

 

I hate yogurt.
I love yogurt.

 

FOX owns me.
i own two foxes.

 

I've worked part time servicing jumbo jets at an airport one summer.
Three years ago I spent two weeks as a storm chaser in northern Oklahoma and Kansas.

 

I'm happy, I'm not happy..

I'm sad, I'm not sad..

 

^ That's in a Gong song!

I'm real, I'm not real.
This one has kept me up at night a few times.

 

I had the highest grades in my high school.
I stayed up for 1 week straight, with no sleep and lots of drugs.

 

i love to read
im a double major

 

I'm lazy from drinking too much lastnight.

I'm lazy from not drinking enough today.

hmmmm.

 

you're lazy

i was in ESL.
i'm having a translator type this.

 

Wow, you're awsome!

So is my sig, btw

 

You think I'm amazing
You think you're a turnip