Tell me about your weird dreams

last night was one of those nights where in 6 hours of sleep i had about 40 hours of dreams. i don't remember many details but i know at one point i accidentally flushed a pool noodle down a urinal and had to try to get it out because it was completely blocking the drain pipe.

 

Dice, you need to lay off those pickled peppers before going to sleep.

 

guest in kind of nice house of distant relatives, their friends, devorcees, and friendes of their friends and devorcees, spending the night in beds in their house, cities in the wrong place (which is not unusual), train station to come back, being in the wrong parts of it, looking for a bathroom in it. (oh and there was one that was really weird that i decided no to use. this was the one in the public parts of it. i mean it was like it didn't have any walls and everyone could see everyone else. it was nice and clean though, and it was kind of around in a circle and there was an attendent at a desk in the middle of it. this was unique by the way. i've had really messed up ones, and trying to find one that wasn't completely occupied, but i don't think i've ever seen anything like that one, in dreams or in life) actually not being broke and being able to afford things, but being in a town a long way from one i have my own place to live.

 

i had another one of those nights of a million dreams last night. for a while i was having a series of kids' ghost stories; they weren't really nightmares even though they were vaguely creepy, but basically they were like watching old episodes of are you afraid of the dark. but then it got really weird and i witnessed someone planning to nuke north korea, so i actually got on the phone with north korea to warn them. yes, in this dream there was one phone line that represented all of north korea. and they did not initially speak english, but they brought someone in who could converse with me after i fumbled around with the regular secretary for a while.

 

Are you sure that wasn't a tweet from the White House?

 

Last night i had a dream, it was the most real feeling detailed dream I've had in a long time .
I started out walking it was evening time it was a grey evening everything was dull but still visible.
I was heading towards an old school on a cliff above the ocean.
I gathered I was going to see a woman singing in the hall of the school.
When I was a stones throw away from the building I heard a woman howling screaming crying out with such sadness.
I can hear it now it was so realistic.
She then ran to the edge of the cliff and jumped off down into the ocean.
I ran to the side I could see way down deep into the sea.
She simply swam deep down and breathed in the icy cold sea water and died.
After, I found out she was the singer i was there to see.
It started to get dark and I had to walk an hour home in a rural area with nobody around.
I had the scariest creepiest feeling as I was walking and then I woke up
It was a really disturbing dream with so much detail really creeped me out.

 

A few days ago I dreamt I was Christmas shopping at a retail store only wearing my undies.

However, I did go home with a gorgeous black woman with an afro.
Kinda looked like her
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My dream was weird and then it got wet.

 

yeah, it was more coherent than that.

 

Spider spider spider, Spider spider spider, Spider spider spider, What does it say?

 

Check your litter box for cobwebs.

 

Is it weird that I cant remember my dreams more than a day after I had them? Like, I've been having a lot of weird dreams lately but I cant recall what any of them were about

 

i sure hope not, or i'm fucked too.

 

I keep dreaming that I am about to have sex but I always wake up first. Is it a nightmare?

 

i guess it depends on what you're about to have sex with.

 

An exotic woman who some times I have just met.

 

I often dream that I am falling.

 

In love?

 

No just falling.

 

Maybe it is a sign that you are going to fall in love!?

 

Noo most likely that I may fall in my cellar and bounce of Lottie. Lol