Tell me about your mom...

Nah, man. Germans are the best.

Breccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhht knew how to flirt.

 

Ya, it's from Blade Runner. If you had seen it, you'd get it. I don't want to kill my Mom or anything, haha, I love her more than myself.

 

my momma is hella cool

shes a total hippie and a flake, with a huge nerdy streak. its awesome. she was a punk nerd when she got pregnant with me, her whole family told her shed be a terrible parent/mother and should give me up for adoption. she didnt, and im super glad. shes just so cool. she taught me the importance of independence and has always been someone who was relaly easy to talk to. yeah we had our battles but who doesnt, seriously?

nowadays i dont live with her anymore but we go out for lunch or supper every 2-4 weeks generally. i love hanging out with her and her friends theyre a pretty cool bunch. i also sometimes go to the bar my mom frequents (her friend is the dj for karaoke night) and she buys me booze there if i havent been out for a while yes, my mother gets me drunk. shes always my momma but we get along like great pals too, its sweet

ahh, hippie nerd mothers ftw

 

I saved my mum from a pretty bad life when I was born and for along while it was just her and me travelling together across Australia.

She is headstrong, stubborn, and worries way to much about little things. But I care for her a lot. She puts up with my and my pouts and my quirks and even loves me for them. We dont always get along and yes, had a few close calls too but she is a brilliant mother and helper and I am possitive that if I ever decided to have kids, she'd make a great grandmother too.

 

my mom was born during the great depression and grew up on a small family farm in iowa. she was a middle child in a poor family with 13 kids and, to put it simply, she lost her way in life. she made bad choices and she wasn't the best mom in the world. i loved her anyways.

 

My mom's a massage therapist. She looks about 15 years younger than she is and she tells me about every compliment she gets.

She can be annoying but all moms are at some point. She's actually pretty cool when I think about it.