Tell me about your best friend

she lives in San Francisco...you're euro...talk about distance.

 

My friends are better then, they support me when I give up.

 

You'd probably like her, but she'd probably think you were annoying.

 

Also, talk about internet and airplanes.

 

I could probably prove you right, but I would need the chance to do that.

 

LOL I would never let you taint her like that.

 

I would never do it on purpose ofcourse. How about you tell her about me so she knows what to expect and from there on we start a little romance, a little friendship and a little meaning to eachothers life?

 

BWAHAHAHA! If I told her about you...you'd never have chance...

Bird...seriously, you're such a moron. :H

 

i thought ..bird had a girly...

 

Yeah a Malaysian one

 

Oh.

Why have I no chance? I shower every day and I use pretty grammar. Also I can make a girl laugh and I am an excellent lover.

 

Not to mention completely annoying

 

either you've had some incredible long distance relationships or I'm doing it wrong.

 

So that is a definate 'no'?
If so I hope you realise you possibly ruined her chances of finally finding her soulmate.

 

Trying never hurts, so I suggest you tell your friend about bird and let her decide if she wants to pursue a beautiful friendship.

 

i wonder if birds best friend is single and if he likes crazy milf women..

 

Actually, two of my best friends are single and I am quite sure they fuck anything.

 

i'll make note of that... BUT.. i'd rather be in a relationship blah blah blah

 

You're never alone with a piece of 2x4.

 

Sorry, they are not the relationship kind of guys.