Teapots Gone Wild (parental discretion is adviced)

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  1. iscreamchocolate

    iscreamchocolate Senior Member

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    Teapots gone Wild

    By Maya :)

    I didn't write this out before I typed it here.. I just decided to wing it and see what happens.
    *parental descretion is adviced*

    She gently licks the ceramic golden rim, causing him to release his earlgrey fluids. His spout so impenetrable, that even with the collision of a human hand cannot deflex. He perches there, while she elevates his lid, she then lets her tounge swim around the inside of his large opening. Tasting every bit of earl grey that she can muster. Her tounge so smooth against his metallic luster. Things start heating up, he's boiling. Bubbles are resurrecting! Beads of sweat form upon her forehead as she still tries to deflex his impenetrable spout. You hear his whistling coming from the tip of his canal. The whistling getting louder with each soft touch, with each glossy lick. Finally!!! The whistling stops... ... ....... Her heart then goes back to it's regular beating. And his fluids get poured into a hot moisened mug.
     
  2. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    maybe we'll see this in Penthouse or Playboy...:D
     
  3. iscreamchocolate

    iscreamchocolate Senior Member

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    haha maybe ;)
     
  4. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    I use to have that teapot in highschool. [​IMG]
     
  5. Mr MiGu

    Mr MiGu King of the Zombies

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    yer wierd
     
  6. soaringeagle

    soaringeagle Senior Member

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    creative genius or deranged pervert..you decide..lol

    i love it
     
  7. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    I wanted to post a picture of a penis-shaped teapot, but I couldn't find one....:D
     
  8. iscreamchocolate

    iscreamchocolate Senior Member

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    I'd say creative Genius. :) haha
     
  9. alex714

    alex714 To the Left

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    i didnt read it

    all i saw was teapot and it has reminded me to go make some tea
     
  10. iscreamchocolate

    iscreamchocolate Senior Member

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    aww dammit now I want some tea... maybe I'll make some later... hmmm *sighs*
     
  11. alex714

    alex714 To the Left

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    i'm having some right now thanks to this thread :)
     
  12. iscreamchocolate

    iscreamchocolate Senior Member

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    awww thats good :D
     
  13. Mr MiGu

    Mr MiGu King of the Zombies

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    did you have fun making it?
     
  14. alex714

    alex714 To the Left

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    not really
    i put the kettle on and told my mom to tell me when the water was ready
    went into the kitchen, put the bag into the cup and that was that.
     
  15. drew172

    drew172 Senior Member

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    a little from coloumn a.....and....a lttle from coloumn b...:p
     
  16. fruit bat

    fruit bat All dumplings are real.

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    That just made my Chai all the more interesting :D
     
  17. Orsino2

    Orsino2 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    Jesus... please tell me you're not going to have an orgasm to your Chai Tea. [​IMG] :D :D
     
  18. iscreamchocolate

    iscreamchocolate Senior Member

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    haha :p :p
     
  19. Death

    Death Grim Reaper

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    that story almost sounded like a toilet. change a couple of words and itll be toilets gone wild
     
  20. John221

    John221 Senior Member

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    Tea sounds good...and penis shaped teapots, I want to invent them!
     

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