Teapots Gone Wild (parental discretion is adviced)

Teapots gone Wild

By Maya

I didn't write this out before I typed it here.. I just decided to wing it and see what happens.
*parental descretion is adviced*

She gently licks the ceramic golden rim, causing him to release his earlgrey fluids. His spout so impenetrable, that even with the collision of a human hand cannot deflex. He perches there, while she elevates his lid, she then lets her tounge swim around the inside of his large opening. Tasting every bit of earl grey that she can muster. Her tounge so smooth against his metallic luster. Things start heating up, he's boiling. Bubbles are resurrecting! Beads of sweat form upon her forehead as she still tries to deflex his impenetrable spout. You hear his whistling coming from the tip of his canal. The whistling getting louder with each soft touch, with each glossy lick. Finally!!! The whistling stops... ... ....... Her heart then goes back to it's regular beating. And his fluids get poured into a hot moisened mug.

 

maybe we'll see this in Penthouse or Playboy...

 

haha maybe

 

I use to have that teapot in highschool.

 

yer wierd

 

creative genius or deranged pervert..you decide..lol

i love it

 

I wanted to post a picture of a penis-shaped teapot, but I couldn't find one....

 

I'd say creative Genius. haha

 

i didnt read it

all i saw was teapot and it has reminded me to go make some tea

 

aww dammit now I want some tea... maybe I'll make some later... hmmm *sighs*

 

i'm having some right now thanks to this thread

 

awww thats good

 

did you have fun making it?

 

not really
i put the kettle on and told my mom to tell me when the water was ready
went into the kitchen, put the bag into the cup and that was that.

 

a little from coloumn a.....and....a lttle from coloumn b...

 

That just made my Chai all the more interesting

 

Jesus... please tell me you're not going to have an orgasm to your Chai Tea.

 

haha

 

that story almost sounded like a toilet. change a couple of words and itll be toilets gone wild

 

Tea sounds good...and penis shaped teapots, I want to invent them!