Taste the Texture of My Semen

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  1. britsimon

    britsimon Guest

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    I'm a straight guy who would very much like to feel the texture of a large load of my own semen in my mouth. The problem is that I've already tasted a small amount and I don't like the taste. Can anyone suggest a way of flavoring it without changing the texture - I've tried changing my diet but it didn't work. Also can anyone describe the texture and does it change by keeping it in your mouth and playing with it ?
     
  2. KingWilly

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    You are one sick puppy, but that's cool....

    That said I've read that eating meets tend to make it more pungent, but doing a more veggie / fruit diet tends to make it more taste appealing. Can't say myself as I've only read it & not tried it but there you go.

    I stumbled across this because once a year I go on a lemonade diet called the "Master cleanse", it's a liquid lemonade based diet I do for 2 weeks which cleanses the intestinal track and is not for the faint of mind... But during this time I've always wanted my wife to taste my cum to see if it was any sweeter than normal. I haven't been as brave to try myself...
     
  3. eggsprog

    eggsprog anti gang marriage HipForums Supporter

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    Haha what the fuck. If you don't like it, don't eat it. There is no way that this is a serious post...
     
  4. *MAMA*

    *MAMA* Perfectly Imperfect

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    Lmao. The fuck did I just read?
     
  5. guerillabedlam

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    They have different flavored sprays you can get at sex stores.
     
  6. PineMan

    PineMan Senior Member

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    It's commonly said that your diet can affect the taste - eg. If you eat a lot of pineapple, then it'll taste of pineapple. Personally, though, I believe this to be a bit of an Urban Myth & is more of a placebo (ie. If you expect it to taste of something, then it will do).

    However, I have found that when using my Dribbler technique (bringing about an ejaculation without orgasm), then using the semen of each consecutive ejaculation as a lube, it tends to get frothed up, just like egg white when making meringue, and has a similar effect with the taste. Just as plain egg white (which, in just the same way as semen is, is made up mostly of protein) can taste rather 'icky', but once whisked up, it can be quite pleasant.
     
  7. morrow

    morrow Visitor

    Very hot currys...and chocolate...works.
     
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  8. ceasar augustus

    ceasar augustus Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    lmao. Suck a mint!
     
  9. creampie00

    creampie00 If you can't DODGE it....RAM it!

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    If you are intent on tasting your own jizz, eat some circus peanuts, you know the ones, those big, puffy, orange, peanut-shaped, styrofoam-like candies, those work too.
     
  10. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    http://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041"]Natural Harvest: A collection of semen-based recipes: Paul "Fotie" Photenhauer: 9781481227049: Amazon.com: Books
     
  11. Valli boy

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    must try the hot curry flavour
     
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  12. Logan 5

    Logan 5 Confessed gynephile Lifetime Supporter

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    I thought that massaging Vick's Vapor Rub on your penis & nutsack is supposed to change the taste, but then I never tried it. So what do I know?
     
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  13. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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  14. Jo King

    Jo King wannabe

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    When I was a kid if I didn't like the taste of something I'd plug my nose
     
  15. A_Brooklin

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    What you should try is jacking off strait into your mouth (dick over your head). I had a similar thing, i always wanted to taste it but never had the courage to do it after i came. I found the best way to do it, and enjoy it, was to swing my legs over my head and ejaculate directly into my mouth. It's a bit weird the first time you do it but it only gets better
     
  16. averageguy6

    averageguy6 Average Ordinary Guy

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    I don’t know if anything really makes cum taste better. I have heard that pineapple makes it taste better but I don’t know.
    I have never had an issue with the taste, mine or others, I have taken in my mouth. I don’t take it in my mouth for the taste. I take it because it’s cum.
     
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  17. Logan 5

    Logan 5 Confessed gynephile Lifetime Supporter

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    is this where they get the degree "magna cum laude"?
     

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