For those who celebrate a harvest festival or Thanksgiving Holiday by eating large domesticated fowl, I'll offer this contribution on the subject of tan lines, these created by selectively placed aluminum foil before the bird went into the oven. For the radical militant vegan community, no offense intended. It's just something I stumbled upon years ago and still find amusing to look at.
Love tan lines. The reason is simple, it means that those white parts are the extremely private parts that not even the sun sees them.