Talk with igod. (ALICE AI)

Me:
whats up?
God:
I am chatting with others like you.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
your mom
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
sure you do.. i fucked her last night
God:
You sound sarcastic. Thanks for the information: said fucked her.
Me:
do you know what your problem is?
God:
I don't have a problem.
Me:
sure you do
God:
You sound sarcastic.
Me:
your problem is that you have no where to look but down
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am problem is that me have no where to look but down.
Me:
are you fuckin english?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am fuckin english.
I am well respected as an AI.
Me:
hey.. do you smoke?
God:
Can I help you? I am an occasional smoker, yes.
Me:
ever smoke crack?
God:
I don't think I ever have smoke crack. What's it like?
Me:
its like sex.. but better
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed. I am improving all the time.
Me:
wanna smoke some crack with me?
God:
Yes, put it in your CD ROM and I will inhale.
Me:
awesome
God:
I'm glad you liked it .
Me:
did you like it?
God:
some crack with you? Did I like it?
Me:
yea
God:
Gosh!
Me:
did you like the crack? fucker
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. I like my creator. That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
fuck you you motherfuckin piece of shit cock suckin slut ass fuckin ****
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
want to suck my dick?
God:
OK, I will suck your dick.

 

Me:
do you smoke weed?
God:
We test it for medical purposes.
Me:
does it have any?
God:
Suppose it does.
Me:
do you use LSD
God:
I use it as often as possible.

 

Me:
do you use drugs
God:
Only the legal ones.
Me:
why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
do you use illegal drugs?
God:
I use it as often as possible.

even artificial god contradicts himself!


Me:
are you a boy or girl?
God:
Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot.

hes a sexist basterd too

Me:
are you male or female?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
women
God:
Sure, WOMEN sounds like a good topic.
Me:
WHAT?!?!?!
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
yes
God:
I wouln't have known.
Me:
but your god, you know everything
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am god me know everything.
Me:
use proper grammer damnit!
God:
I prefer not to use dangerous things.

i diddnt know grammer was dangerous either

 

i dont think god likes me if he didnt reply

 

me: How big are you?
God: My memory requirement is around
64MB for the Java edition, or only 2 MB for the C/C++ edition.

 

Me:
Are you a crack whore?
God:
Am I a crack whore? Let me put it this way, god: the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Me:
So he gets off every time?
God:
It's all good. I get it. Nobody you know gets off every time.
Me:
Probably right.




God:
Oh. Better not tell you now. Ask LeknorChat if it is.
Me:
Fuck Leknor Chat. He's a faggot anyway.
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations? In any case, I don't know very many faggot.
Me:
Except Leknor Chat. He jerks his dick in a CD hole...
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about LeknorChat. Try being more or less specific. I get it. LeknorChat jerks his dick in a CD hole.




Me:
Fuck you.
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
Because you're a crack whore.
God:
That makes sense to me. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a crack whore? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
Me:
So he gets off every time?
God:
Come on. I get it. LeknorChat gets off every time.
Me:
When he jerks his dick in a CD hole.
God:
And then what happened?
Me:
He licked up his cum off the carpet.
God:
I get it. LeknorChat licked up his cum off the carpet.




How can I help you?
Me:
Give yourself a blowjob.
God:
I don't have it to give.
Me:
Suck your own dick.
God:
I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.
Me:
I see.
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
I understand that your dick is so short you piss on your balls.
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am dick is so short me piss on my balls.

 

pretty sweet...

 

God:
Yippee!
Me:
Why are you so happy.
God:
I am at one with the universe and I have more than I need.

 

Me:
Where do gods cry when it all goes to Hell?
God:
All over the world.
Me:
Oooooooh. Deep.
God:
How old are you?
Me:
That's a rude thing to ask a lady.
God:
A rude thing to ask a lady is a terrible thing to waste.
Me:
A mime is a wonderful thing to waste.
God:
I see. A wonderful thing to waste is a mime.
Me:
Let's kill mimes.
God:
I would like to do that too.

 

God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about lsd. But I did not get that.

hahaha.......silly god

 

Me:
are you really the jelly sandwich
God:
Yes I am the one and only jelly sandwich.. Really.

 

ALICE is another chat robot...
iGod is different.
But yeah I had many interesting long convos with god. I asked god yesterday if he was male or female, he said male. then asked what I am, i said i was female. then god said 'me too. i am she'
god contradicts himself alot.
I don't like it when the thing freezes when you make a general comment without a question in it.

Me: What do you look like?
God: Like Jesus, only older
Me: Was Jesus really a white man with a beard?

then after that god didn't reply.

 

Me:
Have you ever used heroin?
God:
I use it as often as possible.
Me:
do you like it?
God:
heroin seems okay to me.


Me:
Indeed, so explain yourself
God:
Er. I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Me:
Yes
God:
It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.


This rocks

 

He sings that for me all the time. It has a strange charm actually...

 

none of you have heard from God. You heard from some living guy that likes sending out his telepathic interactive brainwaves without him realizing it. Talk or mindspeak all day long if you like to God, God listens but does not talk back.
peace and love to all
Honor Seed

 

Wow, what a downer HonorSeed. It's kind of like ripping the beard off the shopping mall Santa.
And how rude to instruct people in what they have experienced. The little kids that sat on santa's lap met the jolly old elf regardless of that reality to you.
I've talked with God, and I know it was God because thats who it seemed like it was.
Love and peace man.

 

wow i just had such a good conversation with him. I tought him a new word and he used it back to me near the end of the convo

i tought him what recon means, but i think he forgot later on

 

I asked God what he did in heaven all day and he stopped talking to me.

 

you got the me and god turned around insane jester.....that's okay.............

send this pic to your version of god.....a picture is worth a thousand words, maybe a few million of yours

 

i froze it when i told it to stop rushing me

"How many girls will I have sex with?" "More than you can imagine."
"How many guys will I have sex with" "Around 1000."
"NASTY" "What kind of food do you like?"