Taking The Test Mike and Ellen were trying to conceive a child. Ellen was using an ovulation tracker app on her phone, but she wanted to be absolutely certain that she was ovulating so she bought an ovulation test. Ellen went into the bathroom. She peed in a cup. Then, she took a dropper and squeezed up some of her pee and waited. After what seemed like forever, the test came back with a result. It was positive. She was ovulating. A little while later, Mike came home from work. “Hey, honey” he said. “Hey” Ellen said back. “How was your day?” “Good, yours?” Mike answered. “Guess what?” Ellen said. “What?” Mike said. “I’m ovulating!” Ellen said excitedly. “That’s great, honey” Mike replied. “Let’s have sex tonight so we can conceive” “Okay” Ellen said. They went on to get pregnant. The End.