Taking Applications

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by dixie_pixy, Feb 14, 2009.

  1. dixie_pixy

    dixie_pixy HighMandi

    Since today is Valentines Day I'm taking applications for the worst boyfriend/girlfriend. Any suggestions?
  2. Jaitaiyai

    Jaitaiyai Cianpo di tutti capi

    Anyone who takes this thread seriously. :rolleyes:
  3. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

    don't hurt my feelings
  4. Greengirl

    Greengirl Senior Member

    i want to have a girlfriend...man are boring
  5. olhippie54

    olhippie54 Touch Of Grey Lifetime Supporter

    I haven't had a girlfriend in nearly 10 years.
  6. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

    I had a thing with this girl once. It was nice for the first six months. I lived in Baltimore and she lived in Binghamton, NY, 4 hours away. We saw each other on weekends and holidays. When she was 6 a rottweiller attacked her, grabbed her by the head and pulled 80% of her scalp off. Took like 100 stitches and three surgeries to fix it.

    Then one day she shows up at my door. With her two kids. And a uhaul filled with everything she owned. Uninvited. After about 6 weeks of putting up with her nesting shit and cleaning up after her kids she wasn't getting the message. So I did the smart thing.

    I went to the shelter and adopted a large male rottweiller. The next day she and her kids and their stuff was gone. I loved that dog until the day he died 5 years later.

    What did I win?
  7. olhippie54

    olhippie54 Touch Of Grey Lifetime Supporter

    I love a happy ending.
  8. Quoth the Raven

    Quoth the Raven RaveIan

    This quite possibly may be the most epic win ever.
  9. nakedtreehugger

    nakedtreehugger craaaaaazy

    zoomie you da man. lol!
  10. Enraged Angel

    Enraged Angel Banned

    Hey me too! Fuck applications... just throw youselves at me if you would like. :D
  11. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

    i cant top zoomie tonight
  12. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear voice of sexy

    well zoomie wins the past bad boyfriend award, but he didn't technically apply for this position...

    as far as what i can bring to the relationship, i'll sleep with your mom and finger your dog. i'm also big into doing lots of hard drugs with my girlfriend's money, and punching her if she doesn't have any.

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