taking a vacation from life...

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by FunkyPhreshMama, May 17, 2004.

  1. FunkyPhreshMama

    FunkyPhreshMama Visitor

    my soul is tired i quit!!!!!!!!!!
     
  2. Sunnie

    Sunnie Jes-Jes

    Can I join you?
     
  3. me too! me too! pretty please with a cherry on top! i wanna gooooo!!!
     
  4. olhippie54

    olhippie54 Touch Of Grey Lifetime Supporter

    Y'all come to my house. No life here.
     
  5. FunkyPhreshMama

    FunkyPhreshMama Visitor

    time for a damn break, you all can come.... wish i was sitting up in the mountains in the woods playin my banjo (in my dream i can really play it badass)..........................................................
     
  6. nice im taking a nice vacation from (my) life in 8 days. cant wait.
     
  7. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

    SOUL STORAGE & VACATION!

    WE STORE YOUR SOULS WHENEVER YOU TAKE A VACATION FROM LIFE!

    OUR PRICES:

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    -31 day(s) (A tour of heaven. You get to see all the sights and sounds of the beautiful heaven. Luxury stay at our "Macabi Temple" Resort.) 20,999.99$

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    -Eternity in a hell special (BURN!) 0.50 cents.





    Take your pick for a SOUL STORAGE AND VACATION.

    We shall keep your earthly bodies frozen, so that no change occurs in them during you vacation.

    We also offer "empty box" (also known as "i'm too cheap/ poor/ latin" special) 20$ boxers for your soul. Up to 3 day(s) stay.

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    God enterprices.... got heaven?
     
  8. FunkyPhreshMama

    FunkyPhreshMama Visitor

    haha that fawking rawked my socks thanks for cheerin me up :)
     
  9. hehe,

    I don't understand how you come up with that shit but Ilikalot
     
  10. blackeyedcrow

    blackeyedcrow Member

    ................
     
  11. makno

    makno Senior Member

    theres this thing happenin in allegeny nat forest ...peacefull gathering or such ..id like to see that ! ...but its still like life ....and i agree im just sick of the diminishing returns on redoubled effort !...if something realy cool doesnt happen soon im gonna loose my ardour. .. a lot of folks are feelin the same way ....good news is that civilizations noisy collapse is just around the corner!...this next batch a youngins may just be free!
     
  12. wizarddrew77

    wizarddrew77 The Wiz

    Stop Fucking Sewing!!!!
     
  13. hippychickmommy

    hippychickmommy Sugar and Spice

    How are you doing sweetie, how's the baby? Everything alright?
     

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