Take this test and be honest

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Yes I know know now after reading it good. I thought it would be helpful but I guess I'm doomed to pick out the joke ones.

 

Unipolar Depression, haha!

 

You scored as Eating Disorders.



Congratulations! You have an eating disorder! You know what it's like to have "fat" eyelids and that there's exactly 58 calories in one medium-sized green apple. Western society has discarded your well-being for sickly, paper-thin models and celebrities; welcome to the club, sister.

Eating Disorders 83%
Schizophrenia 67%
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder 67%
Borderline Personality Disorder 67%
Unipolar Depression 58%
Antisocial Personality Disorder 8%

well... this test is supervisios... but i really have been diagnosed with an eating disorder, borderline pd and they used to think I was schizofrenic... so hey... not that stupid!

 

I scored as Eating Disorders.


Not surprised on that one.

 

I'm a lot more batty than the quiz will allow lol.

 

I have actually taken the MMPI. It is over 300 questions...

I am slightly elevated in paranoia and deviance.

Hmmm...

*giggles*

 

<table border='0' cellpadding='5' cellspacing='0' width='600'><tr><td></td><td> You scored as <b>Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder</b>. Congratulations! You are obsessive-compulsive! You know nothing curbs images of mutilating your mother like a good counting/checking/washing ritual... wait, DID you forget to turn off the stove???<br><br><table border='0' width='300' cellspacing='0' cellpadding='0'><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='33' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>33%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Unipolar Depression</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='17' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>17%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Antisocial Personality Disorder</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='17' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>17%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Borderline Personality Disorder</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='0' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>0%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Eating Disorders</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='0' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>0%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Schizophrenia</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='0' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>0%</font></td></tr></td></tr></table><br><a href='http://quizfarm.com/test.php?q_id=826'>Which mental disorder do you have?</a><br><font face='Arial' size='1'>created with <a href='http://quizfarm.com'>QuizFarm.com</a></font></table>

 

I took the MMPI when I was first diagnosed with severe migraine. I didn't get the entire result, (but I was a psych student at the time, so I knew what to expect, as we took abbreviated versions of them in class) but the crazy Neurologist I was seeing (Dr Seymour Diamond at the infamous Diamond Headache Clinic in Chicago) said I as "The textbook Migraine Personality." Something about driven, prone to intellecualization, overacheving, perfectionistic, hypervigilant and obssesive..............NAH!

 

Unipolar Depression

75%
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder

50%
Borderline Personality Disorder

50%
Antisocial Personality Disorder

42%
Schizophrenia

25%
Eating Disorders

0%

 

You scored as Unipolar Depression.

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Congraulations! You are depressed! You know just how it feels to bear all the world's burdens, and the value of a 19-hour night's sleep. And you really hate that circle-guy thing on your Zoloft pill packets.

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58%Unipolar Depression

58%Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder

50%Borderline Personality Disorder

33%Antisocial Personality Disorder

17%Eating Disorders

8%

woo..... not very accurate

 

schizophrenic-50%
OCD-50%
ED-42%
BPD-42%
Unipolar depression-25%
Anti-social-8%

woohoo!

 

You scored as Borderline Personality Disorder.

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Congratulations! You have BPD! You know how to see things in black and white, desperately cling to unstable relationships and are a master of wrist-banging... rational emotions? Who needs 'em



I knew I had something...

 

Congratulations! You have an eating disorder! You know what it's like to have "fat" eyelids and that there's exactly 58 calories in one medium-sized green apple. Western society has discarded your well-being for sickly, paper-thin models and celebrities; welcome to the club, sister.

Unipolar Depression 67%
Eating Disorders 67%
Borderline Personality Disorder 50%
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder 42%
Schizophrenia 17%
Antisocial Personality Disorder 8%

not surprising!

 

well being I allready have it I guess the quiz was accurate borderline personality disorder 100% and im a proud borderline
and an eating disorder 100%

 

You scored as Eating Disorders.

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Congratulations! You have an eating disorder! You know what it's like to have "fat" eyelids and that there's exactly 58 calories in one medium-sized green apple. Western society has discarded your well-being for sickly, paper-thin models and celebrities; welcome to the club, sister.

83% Eating Disorders

83% Unipolar Depression

50% Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder

50% Antisocial Personality Disorder

42% Borderline Personality Disorder

33% Schizophrenia

33% Unipolar Depression


I don't have an eating disorder though...

 

You scored as Unipolar Depression.



Congraulations! You are depressed! You know just how it feels to bear all the world's burdens, and the value of a 19-hour night's sleep. And you really hate that circle-guy thing on your Zoloft pill packets.

 

borderline... hmm
33% borderline
25% unipolar depression
17% obbsessive compulsive
17% anti social
17% eating disorder
0% schizopphrenia

 

yippee for me!!! i apparently suffer from unipolar depression.... NO SHIT.

 

<table border='0' cellpadding='5' cellspacing='0' width='600'><tr><td></td><td> You scored as <b>Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder</b>. Congratulations! You are obsessive-compulsive! You know nothing curbs images of mutilating your mother like a good counting/checking/washing ritual... wait, DID you forget to turn off the stove???<br><br><table border='0' width='300' cellspacing='0' cellpadding='0'><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='92' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>92%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Unipolar Depression</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='58' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>58%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Borderline Personality Disorder</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='50' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>50%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Schizophrenia</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='42' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>42%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Eating Disorders</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='33' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>33%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Antisocial Personality Disorder</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='17' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>17%</font></td></tr></td></tr></table><br><a href='http://quizfarm.com/test.php?q_id=826'>Which mental disorder do you have?</a><br><font face='Arial' size='1'>created with <a href='http://quizfarm.com'>QuizFarm.com</a></font></table>

 

Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder 92%
Unipolar Depression 58%
Borderline Personality Disorder 50%
Schizophrenia 42%
Eating Disorders 33%
Antisocial Personality Disorder 17%