take an animal ability

Which animal ability would you want?

This is tough for me..

Ive always wanted to fly...

It would be cool to camouflage like a gecko..

Or run fast like cheetah..

Maybe eyesight?

Or have swimming abilities while breathing air like dolphins..

 

Ocean Quahog

(estimated 400 year lifespan)

 

Flight, hands-down.

 

the ability to grow a fur coat

 

hard choice between flight and water-breathing. the depths of our oceans are more uncharted than nearby outer space.

 

to fly like a dragonfly

 

I want the strength (the way they can jump 10 times their height and length) and grace of a cat...it's agility?

 

Flying fish

 

strength and "jumping skills" of an insect would be pretty sweet too.

i'll take them all please

 

yea dude... having grasshopper jumping skills..

that would have been great in elementary school..

walk outside and jump 6 miles in one leap to school... fuck that yellow bus haha

 

hibernating like a bear would be nice

also maybe being alone wandering the woods all year like a bull moose and only feeling the need for a woman once a year would be dandy....and the antlers...antlers look like fun for a while and probably feel awesome when they finally fall off

 

Using my rib cage to aid in masturbation. (Deer)

 

Marking my territory like a tiger.

 

A cat's ability to be completely unconcerned about whatever's going on around them,and the way they seem to live a life of constant pleasure within themselves with no obvious stimulatory activities or the kinds of diversions we as humans create to nullify the essential vacuity of our modern lives.

 

I would like to have a dog's ability to be able to walk up to people and sniff their butts.

 

We all have the ability to sniff people's butts. It's just frowned upon.

 

well how about the dog ability to lick his own balls

 

:rofl:

 

I would like to be a cat sleep all day roll around in catnip get my tummy rubbed