SWORN ENEMY OF MANKIND:Satan

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by samueljones, Nov 4, 2004.

  1. gloom is beautiful

    gloom is beautiful Member

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    oh bring plenty of money! there's gotta be little gift shops down there somewhere!

    Hey! and uh, since God is throwing us into hell pretty much against our will...he's paying for accomodations right???
     
  2. whispers

    whispers sweet and sour

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    oh look another one .................. man these guys just sprout up like mushrooms. :rolleyes:
     
  3. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    hahaha, he better pay for it :D and throw in some frequent flyer miles and a complentary basket as well..
     
  4. DarkStarRising

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    are there conjugal visits???
     
  5. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    hahaha, of course, it wouldnt be hell without them :D
     
  6. DarkStarRising

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    whew!!! had me scared there for a minute
     
  7. Samhain

    Samhain Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    I feel really cold at the moment so as bart simpsom says 'awwwwww I'm there'
    S
     
  8. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    haha...
    I just hope the beer is cold...
     
  9. DarkStarRising

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    yeah...warm beer,that would be a real let down...
     
  10. DarkStarRising

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    And we'll need live music....

    who do you think will be playing the Hell Amphitheatre???
     
  11. gloom is beautiful

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    screw beer, there's gotta be more hard liquor in hell...
    gimmie somma that jack danials! :D
     
  12. mystical_shroom

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    hahah I think there will be waterfalls of booze :D and handfuls of porn..haha
     
  13. DarkStarRising

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    Hey, what happened to SamuelJones???
     
  14. mystical_shroom

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    hahah, maybe he went outside and nailed himself up on a cross..
     
  15. DarkStarRising

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    hahahaha...

    He's starting the collector series of crucifiction sling shots!

    Now i have to get the Jesus Christ and the SamuelJones editions
     
  16. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    haha :D I just wish i could be like samuelJones, i bet life is easy when you think you are everyones savior :D
     
  17. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

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    He probably just realized there is no saving this bunch.
     
  18. DarkStarRising

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    Hehe.... isn't it the truth?!
     
  19. strawpuppy

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    So we must talk seriously to you: But I fear the divide is too great.
    You cannot know from where we come (though you believe you do) you do not.
    Not all of our off-spring are from satan.
    You too suffer from what we suffer, there is no relgion attached to it. There is only the divide.
    Do you agree?

    pup

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  20. DarkStarRising

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    I suffer from insomnia and migraines...
     

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