Swallowed something I shouldn't have

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  1. wiccan_witch

    wiccan_witch Senior Member

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    A couple of hours ago I drank a cup of coffee and accidently swallowed something that was in the cup that I didn't realise was there. It was hard and plastic feeling and largeish.

    My boyfriend can't wait for tomorrow morning when I go to the toilet, but I'm scared, lol.

    What do you think it was?!
     
    wiccan_witch, Dec 12, 2013
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  3. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    A dildo?
     
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  5. bird_migration

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    Hard, large and plastic?
    That can only be one thing.

    [​IMG]
     
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  7. bird_migration

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    Damn, you humoristic wanker, you just beat me there at a hilarious joke.
     
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  9. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    My Guess Would Be It's The Spoon You Stirred

    Your Coffee With...[​IMG].

    Just A Thought...[​IMG].



    Cheers Glen.
     
    GLENGLEN, Dec 12, 2013
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  11. LetLovinTakeHold

    LetLovinTakeHold Cuz it will if you let it

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    Spider
     
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  13. morrow

    morrow Visitor

    Beetle! But i guess it would have been dead, so thats a bonus!
    Your gut acid will sort it out :)
     
    morrow, Dec 12, 2013
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  15. wiccan_witch

    wiccan_witch Senior Member

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    Yeah that was my thought, too. But that was already up my twat. I think that's why I was so excited and just swallowing whatever was going down my throat.

    Maybe it was my butt plug. Sometimes I stir that in with my coffee just to spice things up.
     
    wiccan_witch, Dec 12, 2013
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  17. *MAMA*

    *MAMA* Perfectly Imperfect

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    Lmao!! +rep

    edit: won't let me :(
     
    *MAMA*, Dec 12, 2013
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  19. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    Your buttplug fits in your cup of coffee? :p
     
    Asmodean, Dec 12, 2013
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  21. eggsprog

    eggsprog anti gang marriage HipForums Supporter

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    tight butthole
     
    eggsprog, Dec 12, 2013
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  23. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    i think it was a fingernail
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Dec 12, 2013
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  25. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    Ah yes, that must be it :p Didn't want to insinuate she had an enormous behind of course! :biggrin:
     
    Asmodean, Dec 12, 2013
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  27. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    or maybe a button
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Dec 12, 2013
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  29. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment Lifetime Supporter

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    Coffee is not supposed to have lumps...
     
    Tyrsonswood, Dec 12, 2013
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  31. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    anyone else find it weird that her boyfriend wants to pan out her shit looking for nuggets ?
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Dec 12, 2013
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  33. eggsprog

    eggsprog anti gang marriage HipForums Supporter

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    I'd find it strange if he didn't
     
    eggsprog, Dec 12, 2013
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  35. deleted

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    I had a stinkbug on my coffee yesterday..
     
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  37. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    Nope, there are entire species that have evolved to live for that.
     
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  39. newbie-one

    newbie-one one with the newbiverse

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    was this homemade coffee or a retail purchase?

    can you be more precise about the size, shape and other aspects?

    a coffee bean is a good candidate, depending
     
    newbie-one, Dec 12, 2013
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