Surveyyyyyy.

What or who was the first...

Word you said:

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Person you loved:

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What or who was the last...

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Album you bought yourself:

Person you loved:

Person you hit:

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Book you read:

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Have you...

Ever done drugs?

Ever gotten an orgasm from an object?

Ever gotten an orgasm from a piece of music?

Ever slept on a trampoline?

Ever used a telegraph?

Ever painted something on your body?

What would you do if...

Frank Zappa offered you his talent?

Frank Zappa offered you his moustache?

You received a hug right this very second?

You had to watch a child being born?

You had to watch your sex ed teacher make love to his wife?

You lived in Sudan?

You had to read War and Peace by tomorrow morning without the aid of Spark Notes?

 

What or who was the first...

Word you said: Beer

Movie you saw: No idea...

Album you listened to: A bootleg of the chicago blues fest from the 80s... I remember hearing Eric Clapton's Layla on there... my dad said it was the first song I ever heard...

Album you bought yourself: The Essential Waylon Jennings

Person you loved: I really can't draw a line there... truly, Meg.

Person you hit: My friend Josh... we had to have been about three... nothing serious

Band you fell in love with: Cream

Concert you went to: John Hiatt and The Goners

Book you read: Hop On Pop by Dr. Seuss

Public speaker you listened to: Newt Gingrich

President you supported: Bill Clinton

What or who was the last...

Word you said: Bye

Movie you saw: The In Laws

Album you listened to: Modest Mouse - Good News For People Who Like Bad News

Album you bought yourself: John McLaughlin - This Is The Way I Do It

Person you loved: Meg...

Person you hit: I don't know... I really haven't hit anyone in my memory...

Band you fell in love with: Modest Mouse

Concert you went to: Keller Williams, Fredricksburg, Va... 12/26/04

Book you read: The Notebook by Nicholas Sparks

Public speaker you listened to: I don't know...

President you supported: John Kerry/Ralph Nader

Have you...

Ever done drugs? And I sound like a person who hasn't?

Ever gotten an orgasm from an object? Not that I recall

Ever gotten an orgasm from a piece of music? I'm not sure...

Ever slept on a trampoline? Yes

Ever used a telegraph? Yep

Ever painted something on your body? Yepideedoodah...

What would you do if...

Frank Zappa offered you his talent? Tell him no thanks, I like my own technique and playing skills as they're mine.

Frank Zappa offered you his moustache? Probably turn that down too, I don't care for moustaches.

You received a hug right this very second? Never let the person go...

You had to watch a child being born? Help out if needed or enjoy the moment

You had to watch your sex ed teacher make love to his wife? Don't have one, but I'd just make do.

You lived in Sudan? Move to Canada or somewhere...

You had to read War and Peace by tomorrow morning without the aid of Spark Notes? I'd take a homeschooling course as I'm already doing, then I'd move out of Virginia.

 

What or who was the first...

Word you said: not sure

Movie you saw: first one i remember is willy wonka and the choco factory

Album you listened to:hanson?

Album you bought yourself: dont remember

Person you loved: well that would be my mom and dad

Person you hit: i dunno, i was in preschool

Band you fell in love with: hanson haha

Concert you went to:

Book you read: if you give a mouse a cookie

Public speaker you listened to: pfff

President you supported: pffff

What or who was the last...

Word you said: that

Movie you saw: vampires anonymous (dude, thats such a lame movie)

Album you listened to: are you shpongled?

Album you bought yourself: i dunno

Person you loved: i dunno

Person you hit: my step brother (but only playfully)

Band you fell in love with: blind melon

Concert you went to:

Book you read: no comment

Public speaker you listened to: pff

President you supportedff

Have you...

Ever done drugs? yesh

Ever gotten an orgasm from an object? yesh

Ever gotten an orgasm from a piece of music? surprisingly....the music i was listening to helped me orgasm faster

Ever slept on a trampoline? yesh

Ever used a telegraph? nope

Ever painted something on your body? yes

What would you do if...

Frank Zappa offered you his talent? i'd say "hey man, thats pretty cool. but can you spare some change for a piece of pie?"

Frank Zappa offered you his moustache? i'd say"hey man, no thanks but my friend kayla might be interested"

You received a hug right this very second? depending on the person, i woud prolly embrace the hug very much

You had to watch a child being born? im not sure.....

You had to watch your sex ed teacher make love to his wife? uuum, depends on a few factors

You lived in Sudan? i would prolly not be havign a good time right now

You had to read War and Peace by tomorrow morning without the aid of Spark Notes? i'd prolly not do it

 

What or who was the first...

Word you said: Mommy

Movie you saw: really cant remember...

Album you listened to: The Traveling Wilburys

Album you bought yourself: The Beatles: Sgt Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band

Person you loved: I havent found anyone to love yet

Person you hit: This kid in fourth grade that always made me IT when we played "tag"...i got so frustrated i punched him in the face, thats the only violent act i have done in my life.

Band you fell in love with: The Beatles

Concert you went to: Weird Al...i didnt have a choice, i was 5 years old...

Book you read: Couldnt remember

Public speaker you listened to: ???

President you supported: None

What or who was the last...

Word you said: None

Movie you saw: Garden State

Album you listened to: The Arcade Fire: Funeral

Album you bought yourself: George Harrison: All Things Must Pass

Person you loved: I havent found anybody to love

Person you hit: This Kid in the fourth grade...like i said, that was the last violent thing i ever did

Band you fell in love with: Modest Mouse

Concert you went to: Built to Spill

Book you read: Riders on the Storm

Public speaker you listened to: ???

President you supported: None

Have you...

Ever done drugs? Yes

Ever gotten an orgasm from an object? No

Ever gotten an orgasm from a piece of music? Yes...on several occasions!

Ever slept on a trampoline? Yes

Ever used a telegraph? No

Ever painted something on your body? I painted a dot once on the back of my hand

What would you do if...

Frank Zappa offered you his talent? I would take it!

Frank Zappa offered you his moustache? I would take it!

You received a hug right this very second? i would take it!

You had to watch a child being born? I would...pass...

You had to watch your sex ed teacher make love to his wife? ewwww....they are like 60 years old...

You lived in Sudan? i would move

You had to read War and Peace by tomorrow morning without the aid of Spark Notes? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no....

 

What or who was the first...

Word you said: Day (meaning "give" in Russian)

Movie you saw: dunno

Album you listened to: probebly some kids stuff

Album you bought yourself: Oleg Gozmanov - Polem Veter

Person you loved: Dunno

Person you hit: Some kid when I was 2

Band you fell in love with: The Beatles

Concert you went to: Oleg Gozmanov

Book you read: by myself? hmmm.... I don't remember, alot.

Public speaker you listened to: Do not remember.

President you supported: Yitzhak Rabin

What or who was the last...

Word you said: Shite

Movie you saw: Ocean's 12 (shit, by the way)

Album you listened to: Nirvana - In Utero

Album you bought yourself: That new Cure one for a friend.

Person you loved: Ale

Person you hit: Do not remember.

Band you fell in love with: Ska-P

Concert you went to: Marco Antonio Solis (El Buqui)

Book you read: Tai - Pan by James Calvell

Public speaker you listened to: Republican Presidential nomenee here.. Pepè Lobo... and I chalanged him accordingly.

President you supported: Ariel Sharon.

Have you...

Ever done drugs? Yes.

Ever gotten an orgasm from an object? No.

Ever gotten an orgasm from a piece of music? Dunno.

Ever slept on a trampoline? Yes.

Ever used a telegraph? Yes.

Ever painted something on your body? Yes.

What would you do if...

Frank Zappa offered you his talent? Decline.

Frank Zappa offered you his moustache? Decline.

You received a hug right this very second? Smile.

You had to watch a child being born? Watch.

You had to watch your sex ed teacher make love to his wife? I do not have a sex ed teacher.

You lived in Sudan? Live.

You had to read War and Peace by tomorrow morning without the aid of Spark Notes? Already read it.

 

Word you said: Daddy

Movie you saw: Dunno

Album you listened tounno

Album you bought yourselfunno

Person you loved: My mommy

Person you hit: Probably my sister

Band you fell in love with: The Beatles

Concert you went to: Korn (**hangs head in shame**)

Book you read: Dunno--I've been reading since I was 2.

Public speaker you listened to: Dunno.

President you supported: Clinton.

What or who was the last...

Word you said: Alright.

Movie you saw: A Very Long Engagement (loved it!)

Album you listened to: Bob Dylan Greatest Hits

Album you bought yourself: Dunno.

Person you loved: Dunno.

Person you hit: Dunno--I hit people alot when I'm excited, but not out of anger.

Band you fell in love with: Belle and Sebastian.

Concert you went to: Only been to one (I don't like live music much)

Book you read: "Things Fall Apart" by Chinua Achebe. (Loved it).

Public speaker you listened to: Damn, who the hell remembers this shit?

President you supported: Clinton.

Have you...

Ever done drugs? Yes.

Ever gotten an orgasm from an object? Yes (a vibrator).

Ever gotten an orgasm from a piece of music? Uh...no.

Ever slept on a trampoline? No. Trampolines scare me :&

Ever used a telegraph? No.

Ever painted something on your body? Yes.

What would you do if...

Frank Zappa offered you his talent? Don't want it.

Frank Zappa offered you his moustache? Wtf?

You received a hug right this very second? Smile, if I liked the person hugging me.

You had to watch a child being born? Probably faint.

You had to watch your sex ed teacher make love to his wife? Don't have a sex ed teacher, but I'd probably leave the room.

You lived in Sudan? Run like hell.

You had to read War and Peace by tomorrow morning without the aid of Spark Notes? What would be the consequences if I didn't?

 

What or who was the first...

Word you said: doggy

Movie you saw: Star Wars

Album you listened to: Muppet Sing Along

Album you bought yourself: Madonna: True Blue

Person you loved: My Mother

Person you hit: No Idea

Band you fell in love with: The Eagles

Concert you went to: I dont remember...come country music guy

Book you read: The Pokey Little Puppy

Public speaker you listened to: Probably Ronald Reagan(that I can remember)

President you supported: See above

What or who was the last...

Word you said: Fuck

Movie you saw: Ocean's Twelve

Album you listened to: Grateful Dead: Dick's Picks #7

Album you bought yourself: Cake: Pressure Chief

Person you loved: I dont understand that one.

Person you hit: My sister...13 years ago

Band you fell in love with: OAR

Concert you went to: Charlie Daniels Band

Book you read: A Time To Die

Public speaker you listened to: Screw public speakers. Theyre all full of shit so I no longer pay attention. I watched the Presidential Debates, does that count?

President you supported: I support all our presidents even if i didnt vote for them. Its my job.

Have you...

Ever done drugs? LOL...most of them

Ever gotten an orgasm from an object? yep

Ever gotten an orgasm from a piece of music? nope

Ever slept on a trampoline? nope

Ever used a telegraph? nope

Ever painted something on your body? yep

What would you do if...

Frank Zappa offered you his talent? take it

Frank Zappa offered you his moustache? sell it on e bay

You received a hug right this very second? hug back and be very happy

You had to watch a child being born? i would rejoice...especially if it was mine..but even if it wasnt i would be honored to be present. it is so beautiful

You had to watch your sex ed teacher make love to his wife? laugh. i think my sex ed teacher was gay...

You lived in Sudan? move

You had to read War and Peace by tomorrow morning without the aid of Spark Notes? I could do it. just need coffee and speed.

 

What or who was the first...
Word you said:i dont know...
Movie you saw: the exorcist!
Album you listened to: um... something country
Album you bought yourself: probably guns n roses..
Person you loved:my mom
Person you hit:um...joseph something or other, in 4th grade
Band you fell in love with: the doors
Concert you went to:never been to one
Book you read: holes
Public speaker you listened to: some dentist...
President you supported: clinton
What or who was the last...

Word you said:time... in the song "she's electric"
Movie you saw:"Coming To America" with Eddie Murphy
Album you listened to: (What's The Story), Morning Glory?
Album you bought yourself:Revolver
Person you loved: haha still my mom
Person you hit: tim
Band you fell in love with:oasis
Concert you went to:never been to one...
Book you read: "Last Hours of the Ancient Sunlight"
Public speaker you listened to:I dont know...
President you supported:Ralph Nader.

Ever done drugs? yes

Ever gotten an orgasm from an object? what kind of object

Ever gotten an orgasm from a piece of music? actually yes...

Ever slept on a trampoline?nope

Ever used a telegraph? no

Ever painted something on your body? yes

What would you do if...

Frank Zappa offered you his talent? I would take it :H

Frank Zappa offered you his moustache?[/quote]I'd say "no thanks".

You received a hug right this very second?depending on the person, i'd hug back..

You had to watch a child being born?i'd throw up

You had to watch your sex ed teacher make love to his wife?i have never had sex ed

You lived in Sudan?I guess I'd live in Sudan then.

You had to read War and Peace by tomorrow morning without the aid of Spark Notes?I'd be quite fucked...

 

What or who was the first...

Word you said: Yes

Movie you saw: The Velveteen Rabbit

Album you listened to: Simon and Garfunkel (dont know which album)

Album you bought yourself: Smashing Pumpkins

Person you loved: Jason Ryan

Person you hit: my cousin chad

Band you fell in love with: *shiver* NKOTB

Concert you went to: Goo Goo Dolls

Book you read: Mr Popper's Penguins (THAT BOOK ROCKED!)

Public speaker you listened to: Penny Lang

President you supported: Kerry

What or who was the last...

Word you said: Bye.

Movie you saw: Confidence

Album you listened to: Rasputina: Frustration Plantation

Album you bought yourself: Norah Jones maybe? it's been awhile

Person you loved: Jason Ryan

Person you hit: Jason Ryan

Band you fell in love with: Rasputina

Concert you went to: Ani Difranco

Book you read: THe Divine Comedy

Public speaker you listened to: I have no clue

President you supported: Kerry

Have you...

Ever done drugs? Yes

Ever gotten an orgasm from an object? Yes

Ever gotten an orgasm from a piece of music? no

Ever slept on a trampoline? Yes

Ever used a telegraph? Yes

Ever painted something on your body? yes

What would you do if...

Frank Zappa offered you his talent? hmmm....

Frank Zappa offered you his moustache? that's okay man

You received a hug right this very second? giggle and hug them back

You had to watch a child being born? decide never to have a child

You had to watch your sex ed teacher make love to his wife? *shiver*

You lived in Sudan? Live in a cave

You had to read War and Peace by tomorrow morning without the aid of Spark Notes? Pssht, I could do that easy. I just need 10 pots of coffe, a lamp and my glases. Let's go!

 

What or who was the first...

Word you said: Dadda

Movie you saw: Hell if I know

Album you listened to: Probably something by the Hanson Brothers

Album you bought yourself: Tubthumper - Chumbawambas

Person you loved: Romantically? Nick.

Person you hit: One of my parents.

Band you fell in love with: Moby

Concert you went to:

Book you read: Oh oh, it was some like potty-training book

Public speaker you listened to:

President you supported:Clinton

What or who was the last...

Word you said:Know

Movie you saw:Meet the Fockers

Album you listened to: It was actually recordings of a Buddhist Monk....

Album you bought yourself: Push play by Aerosmith

Person you loved:Nick

Person you hit: Nick

Band you fell in love with:Jet

Concert you went to:

Book you read:To Kill A mockingbird

Public speaker you listened to:As in some dude who gave a speech. Probably some democrat.

President you supported:Clinton

Have you...

Ever done drugs?
No
Ever gotten an orgasm from an object?
No
Ever gotten an orgasm from a piece of music?
No
Ever slept on a trampoline?
No
Ever used a telegraph?
No
Ever painted something on your body?
Yes
What would you do if...

Frank Zappa offered you his talent?
Who?
Frank Zappa offered you his moustache?
Who?
You received a hug right this very second?
Nothing
You had to watch a child being born?
Vomit
You had to watch your sex ed teacher make love to his wife?
I dont have a sex ed teacher.
You lived in Sudan?
Die.
You had to read War and Peace by tomorrow morning without the aid of Spark Notes?
Umm.. not read it.

 

What or who was the first...

Word you said: not sure

Movie you saw: Wizard of Oz

Album you listened to: Elvis: Greatest Hits

Album you bought yourself:I'm very ashamed of this but N'sync

Person you loved:Elizabeth Doss (girl who went to my Elementary School

Person you hit: Caleb (idk last name) in kindergarten we fought on the playground behind some trees for almot 30 minutes before a teacher noticed hehe

Band you fell in love with: Phish

Concert you went to: Phish

Book you read: not sure

Public speaker you listened to: not sure

President you supported: Bill Clinton

What or who was the last...

Word you said: meeting

Movie you saw: Wicker Park

Album you listened to: Phish Live :Volume 6

Album you bought yourself: Sublime: 40oz

Person you loved: Abi (my current girlfriend)

Person you hit: Chase Cook (asshole)

Band you fell in love withhish

Concert you went to:Allman Brothers

Book you read: The Phone Book (I'm not much of a reader)

Public speaker you listened to:not sure

President you supported:Bush

Have you...

Ever done drugs? No never (we all know pot is not a drug hehe)

Ever gotten an orgasm from an object?uh my hand?

Ever gotten an orgasm from a piece of music?haha no

Ever slept on a trampoline? nope

Ever used a telegraph? yes

Ever painted something on your body? yes

What would you do if...

Frank Zappa offered you his talent? shit all over myself

Frank Zappa offered you his moustache? laugh at him

You received a hug right this very second?hug back

You had to watch a child being born?not sure

You had to watch your sex ed teacher make love to his wife? video tape it and solicit it all over school

You lived in Sudan? Wheres that? lol

You had to read War and Peace by tomorrow morning without the aid of Spark Notes? All nighter

 

What or who was the first...

I don't remember any of those.




What or who was the last...

Word you said: Passion

Movie you saw: Don't Look Back

Album you listened to: Highway 61 Revisted - Bob Dylan

Album you bought yourself: Tommy - The Who (wow.... that was awhile ago)

Person you loved: Xenia

Person you hit: Katie

Band you fell in love with: Entrance 26

Concert you went to:

Book you read: Bobby Dylan's book.

Public speaker you listened to: yeah... we don't do that in Pennsylvania...

President you supported: Bill Clinton... I'm gonna give him a blowjob if it's the last thing I ever do.

Have you...

Ever done drugs?
Yes

Ever gotten an orgasm from an object?
Like you have to ask...

Ever gotten an orgasm from a piece of music?
(see last answer)

Ever slept on a trampoline?
Uh-huh

Ever used a telegraph?
Nope

Ever painted something on your body?
yeah...


What would you do if...

Frank Zappa offered you his talent?
Tell him to keep it.

Frank Zappa offered you his moustache?
Have sex with it.

You received a hug right this very second?
I'm alone.

You had to watch a child being born?
I'd be freaked out.

You had to watch your sex ed teacher make love to his wife?
Videotape it.

You lived in Sudan?
I'd live in Sudan.

You had to read War and Peace by tomorrow morning without the aid of Spark Notes?
What? I can't even read the cereal box by tomorrow morning.

 

What or who was the first...

Word you said:balloon

Movie you saw:how the hell should i know?

Album you listened tozzy, dont know which

Album you bought yourself:elton john greatest hits

Person you loved:mom or romantically...chris

Person you hitrobably brother justin

Band you fell in love withzzy

Concert you went to:dont laugh spice girls

Book you read:go dog go

Public speaker you listened to:dont know

President you supported:clinton

What or who was the last...

Word you said:know

Movie you saw:big fish

Album you listened to:guns n roses greatest hits

Album you bought yourself:the doors greatest hits

Person you loved:my doggy stinky

Person you hit:mom

Band you fell in love with:jet

Concert you went tozzfest 2004

Book you read:be here now(excellent! i recommend this to everyone! by ram dass)

Public speaker you listened to:sheesh i dunno

President you supported:kerry

Have you...

Ever done drugs?god yes

Ever gotten an orgasm from an object?murp (that means yes)

Ever gotten an orgasm from a piece of music?god yes

Ever slept on a trampoline?noooo...

Ever used a telegraph?no

Ever painted something on your body?all the time

What would you do if...

Frank Zappa offered you his talent?get high or faint or stare in awe

Frank Zappa offered you his moustache?laugh

You received a hug right this very second?jump

You had to watch a child being born?cry out of happiness and wonder

You had to watch your sex ed teacher make love to his wife?barf

You lived in Sudan?commit suicide

You had to read War and Peace by tomorrow morning without the aid of Spark Notes?read the back and page one, put on some floyd and fall asleep


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I could write/draw the cereal box by tomorrow morning... with lots of pictures for Katie.

 

Awww... you're the best, George.

 

I'm definately not the best, but that doesn't mean I don't try...

 

Ahaha... you're the only person I know who would think to make a picture version of the cereal box to help me out.

 

weeelllllll... I would.

 

can't you see!?! if you don't know who frank zappa is, you probably shouldn't be here!

 

Her teacher told her what the words to their songs meant...